Best Quotes


My favourite quote is when Chuck (Henry Winkler) turns up for work and Leonhard is watching and laughing at "The Flinstones", then he gets up and says

"Barney Rubble, what an actor"

What do you think?

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i haven't seen this movie in about 26 years, but OMG were there some awesome lines in it!!!! a few of my faves:

at the end in the club when they ask bill if he's okay after he jumps from the balcony and misses the manager; "i caught an updraft."

not a line, but when bill asks chuck for the car keys and chuck hits him right in the face with the keys!

" 'tion' - to push away, say no, uh-uh, i don't want it....actually that doesn't even belong in this word.";


not sure if this is exact: "i think it would be really important to see all of your breasts right now." and then the headphones hit the chalkboard behind him, barely missing his face!

"she sells cowboy hats."
"he's in his underwear."
"and cowboy underwear."

"mission in life: make chuck a MAN!"

chuck's response on the difference between a man and a dog: "one carries an attache case, and the other urinates on a tree."

i've gotta see this movie again!

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"I ate a nestles crunch bar."

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CHUCK (depressed, answering morgue phone): "Hello. Somebody died? Who cares." *hangs up*

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The two hoodlums (one of them Richard Belzer?) talking to each other as they beat a random guy in the street. As they walk away, one of them says to the guy:

"And next time, watch who's car you sit on!"



@JDWurl

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Eat breakfast, look at a dead guy!

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It's all in the reflexes!

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I love the basketball players in the opening scene.

"Pay up, sucker!"

"He's dead, I'm alive, I won the game, AND HE DIDN'T PAY ME MY DOLLAR!"

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"Hey, Chuck...this is what you bought? A cemetery? *ha ha ha* Chuck, you know what? This might not be a bad idea...people gotta die, right? Why can't they just die for us? We just sit back and rake it in. Chuck and Bill's cemetery!!! *a pause, as Bill looks around* ...Hey Chuck, this one's full!!!"

Chuck and Bill's cemetery...gets me every time. That's my kind of graveyard.

Marta

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Charlotte: (exercising rigorously on the bicycle in order to lose weight for the wedding) Don't you want me to look good?
Chuck: I think you look good now.
Charlotte: And I think you're the sweetest man in the world.

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Chuck: (after seeing Bill jump off the railing and land face flat on the floor) Are you ok?
Bill: Yeah, I'm all right. No, don't worry. I'm all right. Fortunately the ground broke my fall.

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I agree, I like it so much its been my signature since I joined IMDB!

"That Barney Rubble, what an actor!!" -Night Shift

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I'm an ideas man Chuck.

I feel a lot of love in this room.

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