on a first date with a gal, you ask her at the end of dinner if she wants to go back to your place & she says: 'not a chance'. gotta say: if you yell it in response in the middle of the cafe and add the intense pointy finger gestures, not very appropriate.
Key to winning baseball games? Pitching, fundamentals, and three run homers.-Earl Weaver
Closing time at an all you can eat buffet.
Buckle up back there, we're going into... hyperactive
when your therapist says, 'ok, well, looks like our session is completed for the day.'
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When you think you get to the bottom of a bag of Cheetos on your lunch break but realize there's three left tucked into the bottom corner.
Buckle up back there, we're going into... hyperactive
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When you are getting executed by electric chair and the first try doesn't kill you...
"NOTHING IS OVER!! NOTHING! YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!"
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