I like to think ...


... that after the events in "Father's Day", Dead Nate finally found his match in Ash Williams (from the Evil Dead films).

DEAD NATE: IIII WAAANNNT MYYY CAAAAKE!

ASH: (pumps his boomstick) Here's your cake, pops - double layered!

Ash unloads two rounds into Dead Nate's midsection, bisecting the mouldering revenant and knocking it to the ground in the process.

ASH: (pulls out his chainsaw) And let's not forget the frosting!

Ash pulls the cord of the chainsaw, and the chain roars to life. Before Dead Nate can defend himself, Ash plunges the chainsaw's blade into his skull, blasting it apart and throwing decayed brain matter everywhere.



Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for.

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^ WAAAAY too much time on his/her hands!



"I'm in such bad shape, I'm wearing prescription underwear." Phyllis Diller 1917-2012

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Well, obviously.

Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for.

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Don't give Hollywood any ideas!

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