Would you rather be Cliff or Woody?

I would have to go with Woody. Even though he was as dumb as a doorknob, he was still somewhat of a ladies man. Maybe not at Sam's level, but still a great catch. Take the episode 'Cliffie's Big Score' for example. When Diane arrived in her beautiful attire, Woody said, "You look like a hundred bucks." Naturally, Diane took his compliment in stride and had a look on her face as if she knew Woody was going to say something dumb, as if to say "That's our Woody." But I can't help but to think how attractive Diane seemed to perceive Woody in the sense that if he wasn't so dumb, she might date him. It's as if the fact that Woody was handsome and dumb at the same time was adorable to her. And keep in mind that Woody was just being himself, whereas Cliff was a know-it-all jackass. Which brings me to my point. Diane was his date for the Postman Ball, but only out of pity, as she, like many others at Cheers, find him somewhat repulsive.