Virgin Michael Myers vs Chad 'Harry Warden'
Michael Myers;
- Literally a virgin
- 'The Night He Came Home' kill count - 4 (+1 for a 15 year prior incident, +2 dogs)
- Weapon of choice - butcher knife
- Costume - blue mechanic overalls & a Star Trek Captain Kirk mask
- M.O. - Stabbing with knife and/or strangling
- Operates on the most cliche spooky holiday - Halloween
- A mute heavy breather
- Theme tune is a minimalist piece of music, no lyrics
'Harry Warden';
- Dating a cute blonde Canadian lass
- 'Valentine Bluffs Massacre' kill count - 10
- Weapon of choice - pickaxe
- Costume - mining overalls & a gask mask with a tactical head light
- M.O. - Stabbing/impalement/boiling/nailgun to the head + post mortem mutliation (certified gore fiend)
- Bastardizes the romantic holiday of St. Valentines Day
- Actually talks and sends mocking valentines rhymes to the police
- Has a ballad in his honor, actually contains lyrics