I don't know about anyone else, but when I need to laugh, I think of Dom Deluise shouting at the gay, "Okay *beep* what's next?"
I laugh every time I hear it. There are so many great lines in this film, but I find that this one tops all others. Any thoughts?
Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise!
I don't patronize bunny rabbits!!
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I like this:
Marcus: Good bye head.
Comicus: Hello, balls. (kicks Marcus in the neigh neighs)
My favorite is when Mel is the waiter at the last supper, and Jesus says, "One who sits amongst us has already betrayed me tonight." Everyone says, "Who? Who?" and Mel yells, "Judas! Do you want a beverage?" :)
shareSometimes I think the lines in this movie might have been better had they been written by the poor.... nah, *beep* THE POOR!
share"Everything's so greeeen!"
Hey Whitey! Where's your hat?
"I don't like your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs....a man's cuffs should be even wiss ze tip of his pee pee...yours are all the way down to your BALLLLLS."
"At least I have them"
"Richard, the world wouldn't be safe without the bomb."