I suppose you would like me to wash your dick for you, you little sh*t!
Dont ask my opinion, Im just the servant. On second thought, go screw yourself!
Go to the bathroom and get me some aspirin, you will find it in the top shelf to the left, next to the "untouched" shaving cream.
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"Afterwards we'll go out and have some ice cream".
In the real world, even in the dead of winter, always a good idea no matter what the occasion. Remember dear ladies, ice cream has calcium too.
"I'll alert the media."
It was a really simple line and I remember the theatre audience just cracking up. His delivery was perfect!
Young lady this is a tie you cannot steal. This is a tie you have to work for.
[you really look after him don't you?]
Yes I do. And it is a job I recommend most highly.
I'm through teaching you things Arthur. You've grown up.
Yes. Imagine how nice a girl who bathes would be.
Of course you hate it here. People work here.
Oh sorry guess that's more than three. (how about we just agree that all his lines were awesome.) lol
This is not verbatim:
I have eggs, coffee and aspirin, or do you need to throw up?
**this head movie makes my eyes rain...waaaaa **
Poor drunks do not find love, Arthur. Poor drunks have very few teeth, they urinate outdoors, they freeze to death in summer.
It is bad to drink Jobus rum. Very bad.share
"unless the two of you are planning on knocking over a fruit stand later..."
I would say my memory is not what it used to be. But I don't remember what my memory used to be.
(suddenly) "If I begin to die, please take this off. It's not how I want to be remembered."
(slapping Arthur with his own gloves) "You spoiled little bastard."
Not so much a one liner, but when he wakes up and tells Arthur he looks terrible. Moore's grinning response that it's because he's never seen him sober is touching. I've worked with dozens of people in recovery and you really notice what a day or two of sobriety does.