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Favorite Lines

posted 18 years ago by bipolar_31407
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Wuhl as Newbomb Turk

"Excuse me ladies, did you hear abou tthe man with five penises?

His Pants fit like a glove!"

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"MY DICK IS IN THE PUNCH!"
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Gaylord Sartain as Bimbo - "DOes have a little whang in it. Good though. Scuse me mind if i have some more."

Newbomb ------ VVVVVVOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEE! FFFFFFFAAAAARRRRRRT!

OOOOOOH OOOOOOOH!!! FART,

CON SARRE, FFFAAAAARRRRRTTTTTT OH OH OH OHHHHHHH FART!!!!!!!!! etc.

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Unknown senior citizen to bimbo , "Offices theres a guy in there in a majordomo outfit farted all over the place, farted yes farted farted farted!"

[–] xknid1 16 years ago

I've had this taste in my mouth before

[–] timberwolf530 16 years ago

"How do I look?"
"Perfect. Like a perfect horse's ass."

"You're supposed to be my eyes."

"Vo - La - Re .......... Pffffft."

[–] SecondSlice 16 years ago

"Go to Brother Earl...Go to Brother Earl and get a pataytuh...a big pataytuh..."

"HORSESH!T!"

"HORSESH!T!"

[–] CharleyMcFlapjack 16 years ago

"Hey, I think she's lookin' at me!"
"No, she's lookin' through you to get to me!"

"Oooh, I'll give you such a pinch!" Stinky

[–] rhps2000 16 years ago

This sh!t is waaaay out of line!

Sedagive?!!!

[–] kkirves 16 years ago

When Unveiling the yellow car in the body shop

"what kind of yellow is that?"

"It's Tony Nancy yellow"

[–] timberwolf530 16 years ago

I always thought he was saying Tony Danza yellow....kind of like a joke about Tony Danza.

[–] ItzThaTruth 16 years ago

^^ i did also... LOL!!

one of my favorite lines: "Dr. J. ...Ofay but Okay..."

[–] oreo02067 12 years ago

"You squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth,OR YOU'RE GOING DOWNTOWN!"

[–] LordZorlac 16 years ago

"Volare...PPFFFFTTT"!!!!
And who could forget the "Ironbox Twins"

"All year long you have been calling him Bob, his names not Bob, it's Bob, Bo." "Bo"

[–] kaiser858 16 years ago

Officer Clark: [to Duke at a traffic light] OK a-hole pull this yellow piece of sheet around the corner here... you got me? Hear that? Move it!... Right now, a-hole
[Duke dumps the clutch and burns away from the traffic stop, leaving Clark looking confused]
Wheatly: [yells out the window of his GTO as they pass Clark still in the street] Hey Officer Clark, are you lost or something?

[–] andyman58 15 years ago

Guy moons in car.. Newbomb:

Hey Bimbo...Kiss his ass!!!

[–] Mattbasterson 14 years ago

"Please don't hurt me... I think I'm a bleeder."

"Is that you Newbomb?"
"Yeah Dudley, sorry."
"Its okay. I understand- I think."

"They knocked my pants off!"

"Oh, look, we're all in our underwear."

"Don't forget about me... cause I'm just a little scared."

"No! No, mother, they always make fun of me in that restaurant when I'm dressed like this."

"Yes, mother, but your singing in no way corresponds with my fingering."

"Turk! Turk! Did you come?"
"A little."

"Are you sure I can't get pregnant like this?"
"Don't touch it! I just gotta wait until the swelling goes down!"

"Who in the heck are you?"
"School photographer, sir!"

"Oh, not that house, people have been bad here."

"You think I'm gonna be standing naked in phone booth in the middle of Watts? You need a lobotomy!"

"These guys are lucky... last year we left them in a BAD neighborhood!"

"And its a fortuitous that I stopped by, because I can feel a WALLET, and KEYS in the pocket."

[–] Mattbasterson 15 years ago

"Lawrence... Lawrence of Arabia...."

[–] tallpall 15 years ago

Is that your Halloween costume? Dude aint got no dick Earl

[–] gregrchstr 15 years ago

Hey, it looks like a penis, only smaller!

[–] Mudflap 15 years ago

"Oh, *hit, Martha, it's the klu klux klan outside my window~! Get my gun!! ***BLAM*** ***BLAM***"

"Tijuana Taxi cab with the horns honkin, what's that??" "...that's popular music!"

"Where's The Duker and Jimmy Shine?" "...Who knows? Who knows?? Who cares."

[–] oakcourtqueen 14 years ago

"I'm glad I came! I really am!"

"It looks like a penis, only smaller!"

"You boys making omelets?!"

"That was Brenda & Shirley Weintraub, 'The Ironbox Twins' coming to you live from the ladies room at Tubby's Drive-In!"

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!

[–] scribe1270 14 years ago

It's not the most pc but one of the funniest parts I remember is the hazing scene for joining the knights. The knight wannabe's are left nude in the part of town where the black families live and they steal some sheets to wear til they get to where they are supposed to go. Only they pass by someone's window and are mistaken for Klan members.

"Do you remember where we are?"
"I forgot"
shot gun blast near by and they run for it.

[–] oakcourtqueen 14 years ago

I'm glad I came! I really am! I'm glad I came!

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way!

[–] jsully9 13 years ago

You look like that *beep* at the car wash.

[–] pequaboy 12 years ago

Lawrence - Lawrence of Arabia - He's an English guy - He came to fight the Turkish...

"A naked American man stole my balloons".
An American Werewolf In London

[–] oreo02067 12 years ago

"And remember, A FRIEND WITH WEED IS A FRIEND INDEED! 3:29 Beach Boys time."

"Hey Dawn. I always thought you were a NATURAL blonde."

"Please welcome the one armed violinist Mr. Sasha Du....? DA! Mr. Sasha DA-binsky, the one armed violinist.?.?"

"Oh Heavens Nevins!"

"What R U doing Newbomb?" "I was uh just getting some Burger."

(One of the best movies ever! So many favorite lines)

[–] bigrudedogg87-848-249762 9 years ago

Bimbeau, yaaa big balloon!!!

🎶I seen that worthy look a pound
your face, you got your troubles,
I got miiiiiinnne🎶

CORRRRRRRRT!!!! YOU *beep*

Your ass is grass and I'm the
lawnmower.

You look good as a horse ass.

My my my puffer my puffer!

HELP ME HELP ME HELP MEEEEE!!!!
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I THINK
I'M A BLOODER!!!

Look were all in our underwear.

They came and took my pants
off.

Here's your farty ass tone!