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Favorite Lines

posted 18 years ago by bipolar_31407
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Wuhl as Newbomb Turk

"Excuse me ladies, did you hear abou tthe man with five penises?

His Pants fit like a glove!"

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"MY DICK IS IN THE PUNCH!"
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Gaylord Sartain as Bimbo - "DOes have a little whang in it. Good though. Scuse me mind if i have some more."

Newbomb ------ VVVVVVOOOOOOOLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEE! FFFFFFFAAAAARRRRRRT!

OOOOOOH OOOOOOOH!!! FART,

CON SARRE, FFFAAAAARRRRRTTTTTT OH OH OH OHHHHHHH FART!!!!!!!!! etc.

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Unknown senior citizen to bimbo , "Offices theres a guy in there in a majordomo outfit farted all over the place, farted yes farted farted farted!"

[–] jsully9 18 years ago

"you look like that azzhole from the carwash." Still cracks me up.

"I wanna tell you buttholes somthing, this sheet is way out of line!

"you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth."

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[–] TheHardcase 18 years ago

"Ladies, you want the big one? I've got the big one."

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[–] bmb-5 18 years ago

Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia. He's an English guy, came to fight the Turkish. Waa, waa.

[–] juror12 18 years ago

Dudley - "not late mother, laid. L A I D. the past partesiple of the verb, to lay, I'm going to screw someone.....now i just have to find out how."

[–] dukemd 18 years ago

Bimbeau, "Get these high-priced sewing machines outta here!"

Anyone who runs is a V.C.! Anyone who stands still...is a well-disciplined V.C.!

[–] SashaDabinski 11 years ago

Your a$$ is grass and I'm the lawnmower!

[–] RCeditor 11 years ago

(Points to breasts) "And what are their names?"
"Eyes off."

"That looks like a penis, only smaller."

"He-he-he-he… he grabbed ze bow vis his dick!"

THE RAP CRITIC:
http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/rap-critic

[–] Ldastro 18 years ago

He grrraabbbed it with hess deick!!!!!

[–] zappa_and_lennon_rule 16 years ago

Hey red riding hood, ever get eaten by the Big Bad Wolf haha.
*beep* you Newbomb! lmao

[–] oreo02067 12 years ago

"I beg your pardon sir!" (Jack Freedman's response to) "He Grrabbed it with his deiick!

[–] recklaw432 17 years ago

Dudley - "I cannot function without my glasses and my puffer."

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[–] Mikejesmike 17 years ago

Officer! Officer! There's a man in a majordomo outfit farting all over the place!

http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=Mikejesmike

[–] Langer5757 17 years ago

CLARK?! CLARK!!?? YOU *beep*

You know you`re lying to a police officer? You little son of a bitch!

[–] rparmel2 17 years ago

"Good Night Officer Lawnmower"

Mrs Freidman!!!! Kiss his ass!!!!

[–] chadmary0904 17 years ago

Damn Lewis, look at your car! Where the HELL are my tires?

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[–] Haunted_Soul 17 years ago

"Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia. He's an English guy, who came to fight the Turkish"

[–] david-4634 16 years ago

"We were talking and...they knocked my pants off."

"There's a young man out there. He's looking for somebody called Dick. Is there a Dick here?"

"Just drive right up here, through the nice hibiscus..."

[–] Kracker-Nut 16 years ago

The Punch: Its a got a little "wang" to it..Good though.

Newbomb...Did you cum...I am Glad I came!