"You'll get nothing, and like it!"
"He was trying to fool, Lloyd Braun!"
This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.
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"I like you Betty..."
"It's 'Danny', sir"
"It's a bit harsh"
"We can do that...we don't even need a reason."
"Why don't we just do the same thing, but with gophers."
Judge Smails- Spalding get your foot off the boat!
Spalding- Ahoy polloi, where did you just come from a scotch ad?
Al- I bet you were something before electricity!
I guess you don't want that caddy scholarship do you?
[I guess I don't.]
I guess you don't, I guess you don't . . .
Well-lllll, we're wait-iiiiiing.
Did somebody step on a duck?
Not many high school kids get that. Bugs the **** outta me too, watching crap movies but never seeing caddyshack
Hey MOOSE! ROCCO! Help the judge find his checkbook will ya!
shareDuring a Christmas shopping outing with a few friends last December, one of the participants (who is famous for his cheapness) bought one item the whole night--a box of Wheatena. I stuck my lower lip out to one side in my best Carl-the-assistant-groundskeeper fashion, and said, "How would you like your bagpipes filled with Wheatena"? One of the others recognized the Caddyshack quote and went into hysterics, while the rest looked at us like we were in severe need of thearapy. Well, mabye we are, but it's not polite to point out people's mental instability.
shareWhat's this, Hell's Angels?!
shareI can't believe no one has said this yet"
"Your boat scratched my anchor!"
"...then you ain't gettin' no Coke!"
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One of the Greats
Ty - Do you take drugs Danny ?
Danny - Every day
Ty - Goood
So What...SO LETS DANCE !
You're really Attractive...For a beautiful girl, with a great body.
Lacy - YOU'RE CRAZY !
Ty - That's what they said about the Son of Sam
Whoa...did someone step on a duck ?
HEY EVERBODY...WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID !
How come nobody writes lines like this today ?
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Judge: "Ty, how do you measure yourself up with other golfers?"
Ty: "My height!"
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Judge: "Spalding, hurry up and get dressed. We're playing golf."
Spalding: "No i'm not Grandpa, i'm playing tennis."
Judge: "Your playing golf and your gonna like it!"
Spalding: "What about my asthma?"
Judge: "I'll give you asthma!"
Old Woman: Whee.
Old Man: That's a peach hun. Oh golly, I'm hot today.
Lou: You guys wanna get fired. Wanna get replaced by golf carts. Keep it up.
Lou: Pick up that blood.
Al: Why this whole place sucks.
Judge: S..s...s...s...s...s...s
Carl: Here it is. (Woman gasps) It's not so bad. (She gasps again)
NO ONE SAID....
Al: That kangaroo just stole my ball.
Carl: You got a pool over there?
Ty: I got a pond...and a pool. The pond would be good for you.
Carl: Or the pool.
Carl: Correct me if I'm wrong, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.
Scottis Man: Gophers, not golfers. The little brown furry rodents.
Carl: We can do that. We don't even have to have a reason. Just do the same thing but with gophers.
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I can't believe noone's gone for the obvious:
You owe me one gumball machine
The one below by the way is my sig :D
A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a danish