Best Line


When Smith is checking into the hotel, the nerdy manager says to him "and you can have pets here, if you know what I mean", and winks at Smith.

Smith looks at him like a psycho and says slowly and sternly:
"I DON'T KEEP PETS."


Classic Smith!

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Philo Beddoe: "Right turn, Clyde."

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When the second hotel clerk flashes what he thinks is Ma and yells: 'Show me them big blue eyes!'

Keith Moon was the greatest 'Keith Moon Style' drummer ever!!

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The opening song when Ray sings "the taste of Coors and a good friend always last" and Ray says "huh?" afterward. its pretty funny

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When Philo (Clint)is sneaking Clyde into the motel disguised as his "aunt by blood",the motel manager advises him that his "aunt' should not have kids,seeing as she is so ugly and hairy,LOL!

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"Why don't you go fu..."

"Mah!"

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"Well (turns cap around) why don't you and your boyfriend race me?"

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