IF I WAS A PASSENGER AND I SAW JOE PATRONI BOARDING MY PLANE, I'M OUTTIE

That's funny-I saw a couple of the films last night and was thinking the same thing!
For that matter, why would most of the passengers reboard the same plane to go to Moscow after the near-disaster on the way to Paris??? I don't think I'd be flying again anytime soon...

"I hate people. Do you hate them?"
"No, but I seem to feel better when they're not around."

Waaayyyyy late to the party on this one, but in the chance he gets on your flight, there is the very good possibility that any antics that occur will be thwarted by Chuck Norris and The Delta Force.