Favorite Lines


What are some of your favorite quotes from this flick? Here are mine:

"What a dramatic airport!"
"I got it... I got it... I got it... I ain't got it"
"That guy gets no tip"
"He wanted to change the drapes, in the psychotic game room"
"Professor Little Old Man!"
"Lilolman, Lilolman, oy, nobody gets it right!"

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Here's your Paper! Here's your paper! Happy Now?

That kid gets no tip

What a dramatic airport.

these are great lines!

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"That kid gets no tip."

"I'll let you wear my underwear."

"It sucks."

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Gimme a cookie.

What Ever Happened to the Marlboro Man?

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LMAO at the "gimme a cookie" line. The way Brooks filmed that scene was funny too--meant as a homage to Hitchcock, but weird and over the top (through the glass table).

Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person.

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Well, Mrs; I don't like the bloody mary the serve on the plane! It's too burning!

Murray Weintraub, to my memory, walked like this widda widda wuh, widda widda wuh! A little irregular, like.

Now, bring me that horizon!

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I love the scene where Thorndyk is brushing his teeth his first night at the Institute and a HUGE rock smashes through the window. He removes a sign: 'Welcome from the Violent Ward.' LMAO

Gene(points at his arm pit:Get a waft of that,man stink. See if that doesn't moisten your gusset!

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Frankly, the sight gags are what kills me.

'I fear he was a victim of foul play'
...the dramatic music swells...
...we see the LA Philharmonic passing by in a bus playing.

...the camera push-in which crashes through the glass door at dinner.

...the whip crack of the microphone cable as he sings Highhhhhhhh Anggggg
Zi---ety.


Of course,

"Never take a personal check." is pretty great.

"Rate of patient recovery? I'll have the for you in just a moment...
Once in a blue moon."

I absolutely -love- this movie.

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Victoria: What are you wearing?

Richard (being strangled): Jee, Jee Je...

Victoria: Jeans? I bet they're tight.



"Im telling you when my boss sees these figures he's gonna have a stroke."
- Rudy Russo

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Thorndike: But Professor Lilloman, is that really nece...

Professor Lilloman: Don't tell ME what's nessa,
I'll tell YOU what's nessa!!

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TO JAKOB3: Mel Brooks recycled those lines in "The Producers" (2005), during an exchange between Max Bialystock (Nathan Lane) and Leo Bloom (Matthew Broderick).

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Nurse Diesel - "Perhaps I've been a little....harssshhhhhhhhhhhh....." (Also the way she say "You may kill...Thorndyke!"

Honorable mention - *beep* as said by Prof. Liolman



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Dr. Thorndyke: "Murry Weintraub drank the bloody mary with the peppy, with the the snappy; you know where he is now? Dead!"
Victoria Brisbane: "Murry Weintraub is not dead, Murry Weintraub is alive"
Dr. Thorndyke: "No, no, no, no, no"
Victoria Brisbane: "Morris, Morris Turtletaub is the one you're talking about, Morris Turtletaub from Great Neck"

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