Rocky II was the funniest one in the series:
Mick: You have to wear that stinkin' sweatshirt?
Rocky: Well, it brings me luck, you know?
Mick: You what it brings, it brings flies!
Rocky: Yeah, well, I'd rather eat it than chase it. It ain't very mature, but if you say so.
Mick: Well, neither are you very mature!
Paulie: My sister givin' you a hard time? You know, if she is, you break her teeth.
Rocky: In the mornin' I splash it on and it surrounds my face with class.
Interviewer: Do you have a criminal record?
Rocky: Nothin' worth braggin' about.
Reporter: Rocky, do you have something derogatory to say about the champ?
Rocky: Derogatory? Yeah, he's great.
Apollo: Mary Anne, you listen to this: "You didn't beat nobody and anybody who knows boxing knows the fight was fixed." This one came from London: "You call yourself the champ? You're a fake! The fight was a fake. Go kill yourself!"
Rocky: You know, being a good reader's gonna help me get a good office job, you know.
Gazzo: How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe.
Rocky Balboa: Condominiums?
Gazzo: Yeah, condominiums.
Rocky Balboa: I never use 'em.
Paulie: His lungs he's gonna punch out.
Apollo: Now who is that? Al Capone?
Paulie: I don't sweat you.
The only things I didn't like about it were: the hospital scenes drag on for too long, and Adrian's nagging. Otherwise, the humor and the excellent fight at the end make for a great movie.
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