Horrible Movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are my complaints:
THE PLOT: Wait, what plot? All this movie is about is two gangs who throw whipped cream at each other and a girl who wants to sing. Some plot!
THE CHARACTERS: Pathetic characters. Blousey can't go to Hollywood so she crosses her arms, acts like a stubborn little girl, and wails a 'song'. Fat Sam sometimes cries in French for no apparent reason. Tallulah comes out of nowhere and tries to get Blousey away from Bugsy (Or whoever), even though she has no idea who Blousey is!
THE SINGING VOICES: The singing voices don't sound like the actors' voices at all, AND they are bad singing voices in the first place!
THE ACTING: Bad, horrible acting. That simple.
WHO?: Too many characters get thrown at us. At first I'm OK with who's who (Despite the fact I'm about to explode with bordome), but then Tallulah appears, and at the time I have no idea who she is, then comes that boxing guy, then Bugsy recruits a bunch of strangers who march and agree to something they didn't agree to thirty seconds ago! One of them doesn't even know his own name!
THE SONGS: Yes, I absolutly DESPISE these songs! Every single one got stuck in my head and I couldn't stand it! When those girls sang "Anybody who's anybody will soon walk through that door!", when they sang 'door', that note is so sour! At the end, those 'LA, LA, LA's are also quite awful. It's not just those, though, it's everything!
In the end, I HATE THIS MOVIE! I don't mean to sound like a troll, though. Now I feel so relieved that all of that is off of my chest! Any thoughts on my complaints?
"Lord Vader... can you hear me?"
A sinister silence.
"Yes, Master."