Favorite MST3k Lines
Crow: The inspiration for a COP AND A HALF!
Joel: This is the maritime equivelant of rock climbing.
"They merged successfully. My heart was in my throat!"
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Joel: "Boom mike, big time! (Points to top of screen).
I watched that episode on DVD and I was still really sad when Joel escaped. Anyone else feel that way?
I just watched the episode this week and even though I saw it before, I was really sad when Joel escaped. I am glad to know that I am not the only one, though. I even teared up a little.
I am such a girl.
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Me too
shareJoel: Oh my goodness- I think he's got B.J Thomas in his room!
Kid: Why are you repeating what I say?
Mitchell: Why are you repeating what -I- say?
Tom: AAaAaAAaaaaAAAaAAaAaAAAaaaaAaAaAaAaA!
It STINKS!
-Rick
"Pod People"
That scene between Joe Don Baker and the kid was absolutely hilarious. I also loved the whole chase scene.
Crow: Oh, it's the chase scene's pace car!
and
Crow (or Joel, not sure): I've seen funeral processions drive faster than this!
Basically, I'd put this episode in my top ten MST3K episodes of all time. I think my all time favorite however is a 3-way tie between "Pod People," "Hercules Against the Moon Men" and "Eegah." Now that I think about it, I think "Eegah" is my number one. Ah, MST3K they name is humor.
Cedar lattice...works every time.
shareMitchell: You know there's a police investigation going on?
Joel (as Deaney): Really? I thought there was just a slob walking around my house.
[During the love scene]
Joel: Baby oil?!
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(Servo retches)
Crow (in tune to the theme): My, my, my God NO!
[First shot of Mitchell, who's asleep in the back seat of a cop car]
Joel: Our hero, ladies and gentlemen.
[Greta writes "Jerk" on Mitchell's car]
Crow (as Cummings): Word on the street is you're a jerk.
Deaney: How do you like your scotch?
Joel (as Mitchell): By the quart.
[During the intro, where the name Mitchell fills the entire screen and is near-impossible to read]
Servo: What's the say, "Mittens"? There's an action film called "Mittens"?
Crow: Joe Don Baker IS Mittens! He's a cop.
Servo: "Mithrel"? Oh, it's "Mitchell".
Joel: The Martha Mitchell story.
Servo: Joe Don Baker IS Martha Mitchell!
By far the best was when the baddie dude shouted to the burglar -
"Hey you!"
Burlgar stops running and turns around looking stunned.
MST3K crew "What?"
*Bang* He shoots the burglar
MST3K crew "Oh right, that."
My fav is the impromptu song when JDB is trying to escape from the house -
"Mitchell! Mitchell! You're eyeeeeee on the 'sammich!
"Mitchell! (hearts poundin') Mitchell! (veins cloggin') Mitchell!!!!
-Probably have watched that seen 100+ times and I laugh every single time.
"Equal rights for everybody, special treatment for NO ONE!"
one that made me laugh pretty hard is when he climbs over te fence to the house
Crow (I Think)Hey Mitchell,hows it goin?
Servo(as Mitchell)- Mind your business
servo (honks horn)honk honk hey Mitchell
lol jus hearing it
also
"Veins throbbin,Mitchell. Heart poundin,Mitchell"
and
Actually I load all my guns at random, its a little game I play.
When Mitchell is in the helicoptor looking through binoculars, I love Joel's line:
"Hey, check this out, my foot is huge!"
as well as
"Baby oil????!!!??"
"Uncle Fester?"
the line "Because that's the way Mr. Gallano wants it" prompting Joel to sing: "Uhuh! Uhuh!"
and Crow doing the voice of the old lady who is unknowingly trafficking heroin, and saying:
"Oh no, I just felt the balloon break! Oh! Oh!"
This is hands down the funniest episode of MST3K that I have ever seen.
God, just reading the written lines had me laughing out loud! Good call sir!
share"People Don't like you Mitchell. In fact, I don't care for you myself. Why is that?"
"Perhaps our brief but bitter affair?"
"You won't sign these reports. Why is that?"
"..Uh.. I'm still on the first question."
BWAHAHAH Best MST3K Ever!
wacka chika wacka chika wacka chika.
As Mitchell is coming back over the fence, I think Joel says " Oh man this is hard to do after six sour cream burritos"
One of my favorites is "he pulled out right in front of me!" after Linda Evans hits Mitchell's car from behind.
"ten to none-of-your-damn-business"
Another is "bite me Mitchell"
Mitchell to Rich Lady: "Watch for traffic"
There are many good lines in this episode. Not my favorite, but still good.
Giant frogs, giant frogs, what can I say? Back to you.
-Lewis Black
Villian in movie: Benton?
Crow:...Harbor, Michigan.
The not to distant future really is not to distant, in fact, it may just be next Sunday A.D.!
My all time fave...
"IT'S A VERY SPECIAL JOE DON BAKER CHRISTMAS"
Then he gets up and farts! Priceless!
I just burst out laughing at that, it is absolutely hilarious despite being really silly toilet humor. Perfect!
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Right. Well, I have to - I have to go now, Duane, because I, I'm due back on the planet Earth.
I always thought that the reaction to the part where Mitchell and Linda Evans were in the apartment and the gun falls down his pants was one of the funniest bits the show ever had.
It's really quick and it's juvenile penis humor, but it really made me laugh.
Hell yeah...Joel's reaction is just priceless. "What??" then gun clatters on the floor. Cracks me up everytime I see it.
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