another episode


(ingalls kitchen )
caroline: well charles i will sy you do deserve this raise
charles: yea well unfortubnely its up tp hanson and you know how he is
caroline" charles dont think negative thoughts
charleS: your right hun. even if i dont get the raise, i get to come to this terrific house i built, a wonderful wife and 3 of the pretties children ya ever lied eyes on
laura: aww paww (gives him a wink)
caroline: laura! no winking at the table!

(hansons mill)
charles: listen Hanson, im a hard worker, my work is excellent i believe i deserve a raise
hamson: You think so?
Charles: yes i do at least 50 cents
Hanson: this is lot of money, wht if i say no
Charles: well ill just continue working like i normally do but throw in a bit extra
Hanson: im sorry charles, but i cna no give you raise
Charles: but why not Hanosn!
Hanson: you break your ribs too much
(hanson walks off, leaving charles alone)
(EDWARDS WALKS UP)
Edwards: couldnt help but overhear
charleS: oh im sure you couldnt
Edwards: whats that mean:
Charles: you big husky fat alcoholic. I GOT YOU THIS JOB AND YOU mAKE MORE THAN ME!
(edwards picks up charles and gets him in a bear hug, breaking Charle's ribs)

(ingalls house(
caroline: how could you charles! wel lose everything
charles: i will not be insulted by a fat drunk alcoholic who cant walk around without a shirt!
caroline: ID THAT WHAT LIFE IS TO YOU CHARLES! WALKING WITHOUT A SHIRT!
CharleS: have you seen my pecs?!!!
Caroline: Charles stop! I dont care !
CharleS: i work hard for this body
Craoline Well now youll be working harder since you just lost us the property!
(caroline runs out)
(chsrles looks at his chest and say s:yea im built

(1 week later oelson mercantile)
charles: well i just came buy to say bye
nels: charles i wish you would take my money
charles ': no no no nels i couldnt do that
(in walks hanson and edwards)
hamson: charles hear me out you are right. you deserve raise. me and Edwards give you 75 cenmt raise. we also pay your back taxes so you stay
(charles starts crying)
charles: what a group of friends. i do thank you!
(everyone hugs)
charles: you are all amazing
\(charles smiles takes his shirt off and jusyt stands there)

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