Suppose you came up with the idea for a horror film about giant rabbits. Wouldn't you immediately laugh and reject it?
... Justin
No, I wouldn't reject it. I'd find a really good horror director and special effects people and do it up right. I'm not one for re-makes, but in this case, it would be a hoot!
"To do is to be" - Socrates
"To be is to do" - Descartes
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra
Ha, can you imagine Night of the Lepus as a big-budget, modern-day movie? Starring Jamie Lee Curtis maybe?
...Justin Glory be, Delbert, you should eat! You're a count, for God's sake!
She'd be following in her mom's footsteps. Maybe she can convince Ahhnold to "Terminate" those "true lying" big bunnies!
"To do is to be" - Socrates
"To be is to do" - Descartes
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra
Or we could have her homicidal co-star in Halloween take a crack at them.
...Justin Glory be, Delbert, you should eat! You're a count, for God's sake!
I just watched Halloween 4 this evening. That Michael Meyers would probably roast them for dinner! He's one freaky killer!
"To do is to be" - Socrates
"To be is to do" - Descartes
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra
Roast them for dinner? No, no, you're thinking of Glenn Close's character in Fatal Attraction. Maybe Close should appear in the remake. With a giant pot.
...Justin Glory be, Delbert, you should eat! You're a count, for God's sake!
Perhaps our killer would be better as this...
http://i566.photobucket.com/albums/ss102/Bads77/elmer_fudd_text.jpg
"To do is to be" - Socrates
"To be is to do" - Descartes
"Do be do be do" - Sinatra
Elmer Fudd can't even bag a regular-sized rabbit. His presence in Night of the Lepus would make for a funny movie, though. Hollywood? Are you listening?
...Justin Glory be, Delbert, you should eat! You're a count, for God's sake!
When I was ten.
The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new. Samuel Beckett
Probably.
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