best line...
I have an awful feeling we're not going to get our fees on this job.
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Edna: What's that gun doing in your room? Suppose I phone the police, told them there's a bloke in my hotel... who's planning to shoot somebody?
Jack Carter: You wouldn't do that.
Edna: How do you know I wouldn't?
Jack Carter: 'Cause I know you wear purple underwear.
Edna: What's that supposed to mean?
Jack Carter: Think about it.
"Clever bastard aren't yer?"
"Only comparatively..."
"Perhaps he's wondering why someone would SHOOT a man before throwing him out of a plane..."
"You're getting very optimistic in your old age, Thorpy."
share"Oh, I'm straight... respectable... " (I sometimes use this line when people ask me what my job is. Very few of them get it.)
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you couldn't win an egg and spoon race, Eric!
share"I'm going to sit in the car and whistle Rule Brittania!"
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