massive pile of crap


Honestly its dreadful. Too much Zooming in and out - every scene is a zoom, awful characters, very little plot, the whole fims is one big suckfest. Nice beaver shots though but if I wanted to watch porn I'd pick something a bit more up to date. The best bit of the film is that it has just finished on Zone Horror. And yes, the end was crap as well.

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yep, it is HORRIBLE



When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

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It is a steaming pile of donkey turd. But I liked it! I think it was for all the wrong reasons though, ha ha. The line "What did you do that for? Poor soul! You shattered the big ebony phallus! Poor soul! Misery is now your lot!" was priceless. And the scene where the lead skinny dips and the men spy on her was like something out of a 70s sitcom! Lol.

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You probably prefer malt liquor to champagne too. This film, among others by Jess Franco are specifically arthouse films and cannot be compared to mainstream crap. Let me guess; you watched this in the pathetic English dubbed version, with all the ridiculous zombie footage from another film spliced in? Sure, it isn't hard for someone to destroy someone else' art with a few tweaks. Watch the original cut in French and you might have a different opinion. The movie is strange, but that doesn't mean it's bad. And I'm not sure what you mean by "beaver shots.." did you also watch some alternate version with hardcore edited in?

Fabio Testi is GOD

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I would love to know the run time of the original release without the zombies so that I don’t order the wrong DVD. if anyone can help I’d appreciate it.

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