Funny Lines


"This suitcase is Diplomatic Courier. You can't open it with a hand grenade"!! "This is the last time I buy expensive luggage". "Isn't water a beverage"? Those are just some of the ones I remember.

"Why Don't We Do It in the Road"?

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I don't remember it exactly but after George is seen trying to see if the Hispanic boy has coins in his pocket, he grabs Gwen and screams "Run, Gwen!"

Gwen Kellerman: Why... why didn't we just stop and explain?
George Kellerman: Explain? What I'm doing in the bushes with a little boy? With my hands in his pockets? They'd give me 10-20 years.

This movie made me want to live in New York.



"Victor, what are we going to do to stop this fiendish tit?"

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It's not a line, but after they've been held up by Graham Jarvis and Gwen is in a panic with her arms still up moments after the crime. George grabs her hand to bring it down.

"Victor, what are we going to do to stop this fiendish tit?"

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"Here take the Cracker Jacks."

"You sure?"

"Oh, yes, George. It's got dextrose and corn syrup. You need it."



"Victor, what are we going to do to stop this fiendish tit?"

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