Who would be perfect in a Myra Breckinridge remake?

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Well OK...just for the sake of fantasy:

Myra: Charlize Theron
Uncle Buck: Dabney Coleman or Gene Hackman
Letitia: Raquel Welch (have you seen her Mae West impersonation, it's great)
Mary Ann: Jessica Simpson (she's the only one who comes to mind who could pull it off convincingly but she's getting a little long in the tooth for the role)
Rusty: Channing Tatum (mostly because he's probably got it coming to him)
Myron: James Franco
surgeon: Charlie Sheen

IMO, it would have to be someone who looks like she could have once been a man! Julia Roberts might be able to pull it off.

Caitlyn Jenner, of course. Looks like she used to be a man, and - bonus - can't act any better than Raquel. They could use footage from "Can't Stop the Music" to show what Myron looked like, especially in those short, short jorts. You're welcome.

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