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Sorry, but this film is complete GARBAGE.

posted 11 years ago by SunCanyonRoad
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"You Only Live Twice" is the ABSOLUTE WORST Bond movie and it isn't even close... and shouldn't even be a debate. Watch it, again. PLEASE!!!! It is the most ridiculous Bond film ever and Sean mails in his performance too. "You Only Live Twice" had the following ridiculous things:

1. Hollowed out Volcano Lair (this alone vaults it to the top)
2. 6'2", 235 lb Sean Connery trying to pass for Japanese
3. Ninjas that can't fight or climb down ropes!!!
4. Lamest, cardboard-esque Blofeld in Donald Pleasance
5. Flesh eating Pirhanna moat (oh no!)
6. Horrible Screenplay written by the author of Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Roald Dahl.

The movie is so bad, Mike Myers used virtually every aspect for his Austin Power COMEDY films of the 1990's/2000's! In fact, Dr. Evil has more depth than Blofeld in "You Only Live Twice"

Of course Connery fanboys are blind to how ridiculous this film is and to speak against it is blasphemy to them. Whatever. I know what I see and it's really, really bad.

"I don't want your watch, man. I want your friendship!" - Lightfoot

[–] fatdogtavern 9 years ago

The property values under your bridge must be falling.

[–] James-169 9 years ago

How to troll / incite drama:

1. Pick film

2. Go to that film's message boards

3. Say that film sucks

4. Be very impressed with yourself.

For the record, YOLT certainly isn't the strongest bond movie, but it's still about 10,000 times better than "The World is Not Enough" and "Die Another Day" ... Especially TWINE ... Denise Richards is a nuclear physicist?!? ... YEAAAHHHHH!

[–] JEFJR 9 years ago

You nailed it.

[–] kleal-961-52680 9 years ago

Nah, it was Sean Connery's best Bond movie. I didn't see anything wrong with the movie. I liked it

It had great action and nice locations.

[–] drystyx 9 years ago

Right. You can't have ridiculous over the top escapades in a Bond film. I mean, a Bond film needs to be complete realism, like driving a car out of the back of a plane to get out of a deadly collision, and making workable escape devices out of common items in a way that would make MacGyver envious.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

[–] Strangerhand 9 years ago

You are sorry, and your posts are complete GARBAGE, in all-caps!1!!111!!1! :-B

Get your goony ass onto my Ignore List! *ploink!*

[–] domester82 9 years ago

I love this one. It's one of my favourites. Don't get the hate.

Even in Connery's era, Diamonds are Forever is much worse. DAF is my least favourite Bond movie of all time

[–] lilwith 9 years ago

Watch it, again. PLEASE!!!!

I did last night. Had myself a Bond marathon. This isn't as bad as Die Another Day. Or OHMSS.

But it's all opinion man. This movie isn't great. But I can't say it's all bad.

[–] RIP_IMDb 9 years ago

  !!!!

Well, most people are idiots with bad taste...so there!

[–] RIP_IMDb 9 years ago

Nfm.

Well, most people are idiots with bad taste...so there!