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the most shocking thing i've seen in a film

posted 17 years ago by philipshepp
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audrey hepburn saying bastard, its just so wrong, audrey doesn't use that kind of language!

Apparently she does! I'll let audrey slide because "Mark" kind of deserved it (I'm not saying joanna was a complete angel).

This is an interesting topic. While we're on audrey cursing, I think she came a long way in this film from her "golly, gee, damn" in Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Oh, and remember: "Come on, dover. Move your bloomin' ass!" in My Fair Lady?

I pretty much laid out audrey's entire cursing history with few exceptions. That was fun.

I love audrey.

[–] peacexlovexand_harmonyba 17 years ago

she's human. she curses. read the book "how to be lovely" written on her.

[–] Benedict_Cumberbatch 16 years ago

I'd let Audrey Hepburn call me a bastard all the time...

A prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages.

[–] SomeKindOfGoddardLover 16 years ago

Audrey and i used to have slanging matches =D

Love&&Laugh-Thats It..im watching My Fair Lady

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[–] pikrodafni 16 years ago

How can you bitch about it?? She says "bastard" I hear "I love you".

Frankly, I've never heard it said so amorously before... LOL

[–] wildgoose419 16 years ago

Nicely put. I've always thought that last "Bitch/Bastard" line was a lovely touch to the end of the film.

[–] drella666 16 years ago

If you watch the outtakes for Robin and Marian (1976), she calls Sean Connery a felching sack of suppurating quimbatter.

PUNK IS NOT DED

[–] jingle_bells_93 14 years ago

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !!

Shattered.

~Jo

I love Jesus !
Audrey Hepburn <3 You are missed.

[–] no-not-ever 11 years ago

Nicely put 2 :) Can't believe it cost $4,000,000 in '67

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[–] cran_kiddo 16 years ago

Loved the last lines :P

The Bride: Where's Bill?

Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant

[–] moonspinner55 15 years ago

I thought Joanna was *too* saintly. This occasional low talk humanized her a bit.

[–] sawyer1711 13 years ago

Wasn't it Shirley MacLaine who said, "Audrey taught me how to dress. I taught her how to curse."

[–] Nolegirl97 12 years ago

When I first heard her say it. I spewed my milk all over the computer screen. Then laughed my head off. Then I realized it was 3:00 in the morning. Then I realized how I was never going to find a suitable suitor. Then I cried myself to sleep.

But yes, it was very unexpected and hilarious.

"I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy."

[–] bobbydallas (8064) 2 years ago

LOL

yah it was awesome