Everybody, let's play Cast the Remake!

This is a great film, no doubt, but let's be honest: Hollywood can improve upon the idea with relentless expository dialogue that depletes all subtlety and flat digital cinematography. I'm talking an overwhelming grey/blue tint across all scenes, probably. Let's pick out the dream cast! (no Sega pun intended!)

Man with disfigured face who gets new face that leads to wacky troubles: Channing Tatum

Psychiatrist who tells him: "Get another face, dude" while taking bong hits: Nicolas Cage

CGI representation of main character's face to be motion captured by: Andy Serkis

Motion capture by Andy Serkis will be animated into a character whose face was scanned by this actor: John Tavolta

Director: John Woo

Love interest played by: Rachel McAdams or Amy Adams or Isla Fisher or whoever's available after that. Who's with me?