We had a blast with this one before, until it fell victim to a data purge, so let's have another go at it. I'll start:
"My name is Victoria Winters, and... wha.. what's an 'incestor'?"
"My name is Victoria Winters, and Maggie Evans and I love getting together for sleep-overs... but, like wow, does that ***** ever snore!"
"My name is Victoria Winters, and I really think I'm starting to build a rapport with David Collins... He's invited me to go planking this evening."
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and my boyfriend is so nice... he's promised to buy me a new test strip after the one I was using turned blue."
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and at first I was really scared to be in 1795, but my new friend, Angelique, is so nice..."
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and I'm still really upset that I now look like Mauser in Police Academy 3 because Lela Swift's excessive set lighting burned off my eyebrows."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDaD1VHif5w
“My name is Victoria Winters, and while walking on the beach, I’ve found an expensive-looking pen… I wonder how much I could get for this.”
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and while I have only three dresses in my closet, I always have to ask Carolyn's advice on what to wear for a big date at the Blue Whale."
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It is among Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.
My name is Victoria Winters. Darkness overtakes Collinwood and Miss's St'dd'd says I am naughty for stealing from the cookie jar...
Formerly KingAngantyr