We had a blast with this one before, until it fell victim to a data purge, so let's have another go at it. I'll start:
"My name is Victoria Winters, and... wha.. what's an 'incestor'?"
"My name is Victoria Winters, and I'm about to begin my journey - and frankly, these early morning trains are a real bitch - when are they going to serve a beverage on this piece of crap?
share"My name is Wi... *hiccup*... Wicky Vinsters, and Collerwood has one... *hiccup*... heck of a faberlific liquor cabernet."
shareMy name is Victoria Winters, and my journey begins this one fine Wednesday at Collinwood. Once again the obnoxious housekeeper has mis-laid everyone's underwear...I have pinned another set of Matthew Morgan's boxer shorts around my petite waist and hope that during the long day of teaching David Collins, they will stay up....but we all hope and wait, Mrs. Stoddard in her brother's bvds, Roger in Carolyn's Tuesday panties, Carolyn in Mrs. Johnson's granny panties and Mrs. Johnson in a pair of leopard spotted bikinis so tight, her nose has turned blue. And in the early part of the day, we have all learned that David has gone commando again...a fate we'd rather not deal with....
Swing away, Merrill....Merrill, swing away...share
Excellent!
It is possible though, that the tight leopard spotted bikinis may have actually been Roger's.
"My name is Victoria Winters, and this place is just so weird. Now, I'm finding car parts in my underwear drawer."
shareMy name is Victoria Winters...I have been here two days already and I am on a search...Since my arrival, i have not seen one bathroom in this huge mansion. The lady of the house has not even offered me the use of one. I get the idea from looking at her face there are no bathrooms in Collinwood as she has the look of a woman who hasn't shat in a very very very long time....I watch, and wait...and cross my legs in such soft pain...hoping to find a release....
Swing away, Merrill....Merrill, swing away...share
My name is Victoria Winters. Darkness falls on Collinwood, a dark night. A lonely woman sits in her room wondering why she keeps doing a tape recorder diary about things that happen in Collinsport. Maybe its because she has watched too many Star Trek episodes and wishes she had a captain's log of her own. Anywho, nearby there is a deadly cliff, a cliff above deadly rocks, a cliff that three women have jumped off to their death below and yet no one since has ever thought to put up a fence.
"Is it bright where you are? Have the people changed? Does it make you happy you're so strange?"
My name is victoria Winters and night is falling at Collinwood. I am bored out of my mind here and the only place to go is called the Blue Whale- a strange place where people meet and greet and eat and dance badly.
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and Roger's new wife looks strangely familiar. What does this mean?"
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and like my friend Barnabas Collins said, March Madness sucks!"
share"My name is Victoria Winters, and... OH, ****! 'connecting you to the board system server, please wait'... AGAIN!"
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