How about Lorna and Liza remake

I'm afraid the Garland sisters and Faye & Jessica are all wayyyyy to old for the parts in this story. Perhaps you don't realize that Bette & Joan were only 54 & 56 when they filmed this? The film works because they are middle-aged spinsters, not geriatrics. Especially back then when someone in their 60s was considered nearly end-of-life. Life expectancy in 1962 was 73 for females.

And that a remake WAS already done 20 years ago by 2 actual sisters, Vanessa & Lynn Redgrave, when they were 54 & 48 themselves.

Lorna and Liza are 61 & 67!!! Jessica & Faye are 64 & 72!!!!!!!

Faye Dunnaway and Jessica Lange are excellent choices. Any notion that they're too old is just silly. I don't think there are many actresses around today that could do these roles justice but Faye and Jessica? Yeah!

I think this would be camp heaven for many but almost certainly a disaster.

I've never seen Liza play a bitch before. Plus, unfortunately, I just don't think she has the stamina anymore to complete the role.

Ironically, as campy as a remake with Liza and Lorna would be, I just don't see how it could trump the original. It would come off desperate, in my opinion. Plus I think they'd be eaten alive by the critics---and even Liza's fans!