MST3K - Eegah (1965) Discussion

[–] Mr_Sparkle666 16 years ago

Oh. me see. First blade raises hair, second blade shaves clean.

I have never laughed so hard or long at any MST3K joke as I did at that one.

The big fish eat the little ones
Not my problem, give me some

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[–] legend21 16 years ago

Watch out for snakes!

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[–] harlock_ssx 16 years ago

It's available in 8 parts on You Tube currently...watched it last night, I was crying from laughing so hard!

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[–] sfsulax 16 years ago

when egah enters his cave and that guitar chord chimes. servo: "warden threw a party in the county jail!!"

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[–] omega2010 16 years ago

Can't remember when Joel says it:
You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you. (I'm only paraphrasing Last of the Mohicans as I'm not sure if Joel said the entire line)

Later
Crow: You stay alive, I will find you... (Joel taps him).
Joel: I already said that.

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[–] wmkingsman 16 years ago

" A......shave, it is."

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[–] Lazenby 16 years ago

I like the real script lines when Roxy asks Arch Hall Jr:

R: "ever been to Deep Canyon?"

A: "Sure, I've been there lot's of times"

Nice writing...

"This never happened to the other fella"

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[–] starman15317 15 years ago

I've seen copies of the non-MST3K version new at Half Price Books.

Green Day's new album 21st Century Breakdown available May 15th!

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[–] hubcap18 15 years ago

Re: Arch Hall Jr. "Sorry about my face."

"Asps...very dangerous. You go first."

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[–] gloomanddoom 15 years ago

Arch starts singing (miraculously, with invisible backup singers and a hidden microphone that automatically turns on whenever he plays his guitar.)
Crow: That'll keep the wolves away.

During the opening credits, there's smoke and you hear a cow moo
Crow: Harriet, the cattle are smoking again!

Tom: Hey, a demon's flicking us off! Same to you, pal!

Arch: Toss the gun.
Joel: Toss your lunch.
Tom: Please, let there be an unfortunate accident.

Crow: Poor shovel; it didn't ask to be in this movie.

Joel: Now I got it! He looks like the bat from Ferngully!

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[–] KO_Man 14 years ago

Achie Hall Jr: He was standing right here watching us!
(bass playing in the background)
Crow: Playing bass.

Clown college?! You cant eat that.

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[–] theendisnear1 14 years ago

"Oh! Jim Morrison. The Paris years."

"I'm with All State. Who are you with?"

"Tequila."

"Here's Johnny!"

(The theme from M*A*S*H)

"What am I looking for? The sky?

"I've never thought before..."

"It's under a big W."

"Surprise! I'm Jose Greco."

This is my favorite episode of the show ever.

"Let's go get sushi, and not pay."

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[–] Indie_Mod 13 years ago

"Whatever--pump my gas, kid."

"When is that swingin' band gonna show up?"

"Hooray! I won!"

"Watch out for snakes." "Who said that?"

"Oh, shut up about your doonbuggy, you little twerp!"

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[–] cbgiant 13 years ago

He's a cyst with teeth and hair.

Cabbage-patch Elvis.

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[–] Allenj110 13 years ago

He's starting to look like Markie Post.

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[–] screenscreams 13 years ago

I'm watching it with no commentary, but the subtitles under what Eegah says are hilarious!

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[–] hubcap18 12 years ago

Those subtitles were added just for Elvira's Movie Macabre. They weren't originally there, but maybe you knew that. There was also an instance in a different movie where a woman is singing some kind of chant, and the subtitles reveal she is singing Kelis' "The Milkshake Song:"

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
They're like
It's better than yours
Damn right
It's better than yours
I can teach you
But I have to charge

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

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[–] !!!deleted!!! (3385874) 13 years ago

"If this was a Mountain Dew add wouldn't they be water skiing on roller skates while being pulled by horses off of cliffs?"

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot.

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[–] Roddenhyzer 12 years ago

Joel to Roxy as she tries to shave Eegah
"Why don't you just cut the string that holds that beard on?"

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[–] TalesfromTheCryptfan 12 years ago

I saw this on video when i was 6 before MST3K and i was 12 when i saw this on MST3K as it was a riot to see this crap rifed on the show

You killed Captain Clown, YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN-The Joker on Batman TAS

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[–] tattugurl 11 years ago

When eegah grabs the can of shaving cream;

"Eegahs going to do whip-its"

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[–] farmerphil77 10 years ago

Easily my favourite episode.

(Discussing Eegah's appearance)
"No, more like Sandra Bernhard."

That line just about had me in tears.

"He’s like a Cabbage Patch Elvis."

"It’s under a big W."

The MASH theme.

(Very bored) "Tequila."

"Watch out for snakes!"

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