Over Sanitized to the Point Where NOTHING makes Sense
I recently read the book and FINALLY get it.
Why was Mike such a DICK to Cohn? Well because Chon was the guy who banged Brett in San Sebastian. And he was also the creep who kept following them around because he couldn't get enough of her hoo ha. While watching the movie a few months ago (for the first time) I asked, "why is Mike such a bastard for no reason?" they make it very awkward.
Why was Brett NOT going with Jake who she obviously loved? Because his DICK DIDN'T WORK! AH HA! Why was this movie made in 1957 if they were going to treat it like a children's play? The book was pretty good (and I HATE Hemingway's work) and actually makes sense, this movie does not.
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