Favorite MST3K Quotes
"Haven't killed myself yet son"
"Let us call it rock and roll, and it will sweep the nation"
"Sock hop of the damned"
"Um, mistakes were made"
"Dennis the menace got a little older"
Crow: I was a teenage werewolf until that summer of passion when I became a man
Servo: Werewolf has a lot of friends. He gets along with his were-peers
Mike: Now do his Were-Mom and his Were-Dad know his were-abouts?
Crow: Filmed on Joan Collins’ bed sheets!
Crow: We are not getting rid of Goosebumps in the library!
Tony: Then I can go?
Detective Donovan: Yeah, yeah you can go
Crow: (as Tony) I gotta go throw Ricotta at a stock boy
Tony: Look, I’m sorry Arlene
Mike: (as Tony) I hit you with that Gouda
Mike: (as Tony) What am I gonna put on my cocoa puffs?!
Tony: Hey, what got into your Dad?
Servo: (as Arlene) Despair. Beer
Mike: Mom’s inside licking Metamucil off Dad
Dr. Brandon: Do you cry over a guinea pig?
Crow: (as Hugo) If it’s Snowball
Crow: (as Hugo) What DID you do with Snowball?!
Dr. Brandon: Are you okay, Tony?
Mike: (as Tony) Woof!
Dr. Brandon: Where?! Where?!
Crow: (as Tony) Woof! Woof!
Frank: I’ll take that shortcut through the woods
Servo: Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Victim!
Servo: I was a teenage werewolf snack
Detective Donovan: Fangs
Police Chief Baker: Fangs?
Servo: You’re welcome
Detective: But I still say fangs
Mike: (as Police Chief Baker) And I still say you’re welcome
Officer Stanley: You better not let anyone hear you talk like that Pepe or you’ll wind up in a booby hatch
Crow: Hey! Fun!
Servo: So he wasn’t gummed to death by a pack of baby minks
Servo: (singing) It’s alright if I kill a couple of kids, Bonanza!
Crow: He’s Johnny Depping
Servo: They couldn’t shoot at night because the night belongs to Michelob
Mike: I thought the night belonged to lovers
Servo: It did but it was bought out by Michelob
Tony's Dad: Tony’s a good boy
Servo: (as Tony's Dad) Oh he’s a milk tosser
Mike: So, werewolf
Servo: That’s exactly what we’re trying to find out
Crow: A werewolf is a herbivore. Luckily this guy’s name is Herb
Servo: 1943, an Ewok makes it behind German lines
Crow: Consarnit!
Mike: Dadgumit!
Servo: Son of a biscuit!
Crow: Dagnabit!
Mike: H-E-double toothpicks!
Servo: Great Caesar’s Ghost!
Dr. Brandon: The results of the case of Mrs. Banks indicate that…
Mike: (as Dr. Brandon) I’ve made her into a were-chicken
Crow: (as Dr. Brandon) Don’t do anything. Dogs can sense bad acting
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
Can I cut in and kill one of you two?
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