"Haven't killed myself yet son"
"Let us call it rock and roll, and it will sweep the nation"
"Sock hop of the damned"
"Um, mistakes were made"
"Dennis the menace got a little older"
Arlene's dad: (in the kitchen) "Where's the opener, Mary?"
Arlene's mum: (on the sofa) "On the sink, dear!"
Mike: (Dad's voice) "WHERE'S THE SINK?"
The whole "meet the parents" scene is priceless.
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Why can't people post your crap on the MST3K board and leave these boards for those of us adults who want to discuss the films???
shareWell if not for MST3K presenting this film, most people would have never been able to watch it. Not like I was a Teenage Werewolf is going to pop up on cable anytime soon. Having said that I like both MST3K and I was a Teenage Werewolf. The movie was intended as a sort of Rebel Without a Cause, with a twist.
shareWhat????? Get out of your zip code!!!!
shareIt is True. The director, Herman Cohn, modeled the main character ( Tony) after the James Dean Character in Rebel Without a Cause. They both have similar personalities and a temper problem. He is even wearing the same jacket. Both films are set in the same time period and deal with teen angst.
Craig R
sorry if your going to defend idiot movie than please defend Jaws the revenge or something like that
as for me
the teens whistling turns into an orchestra
Tom "Wow his wistleing got good fast"
Yes, because this board is FLOODED with people trying to discuss this film
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"Feel pain; eat pudding"
- Conan O'Brien
This movie is even funny without the MST3K riffs. Watching " Mr Ingalls" fly off the handle at the slightest provocation is a hoot, especially the milk toss. The "teenager" he fights in the beginning of the movie looked old enough to have his own kids in high school.
The gymnast scene was funny too. It seemed strange that she was the only one warming up or whatever she was supposed to be doing. Did they have a team of one?
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This film had me with its magic at the scene in the beginning when the cop says:
"Hide behind your jive talk."
Priceless. The whole depressing teen party with the pretentious 40-year-olds mocking themselves made me as depressed as Malcolm Atterbury's role in this and High School Big Shot. Mr. Atterbury did a lot of work in his time, his bio was interesting.
I don't think Michael Landon's character beat up enough people in this movie whose obnoxious characters deserved more.
Now onto the eternal mysteries of why werewolves look like balls of hair crafted by Bela Lugosi, why bells turn them crazy, and why they have insatiable bloodlust.
"Riddled with our panicky bullets."
What does MST3K mean? Just curious.
"That fabric softener teddy bear. I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down."
Ok, I see this all the time on these boards, and I don't understand why people don't just look it up on here. Or, hell, even GOOGLE IT, for god's sake!!!
"What does MST3K mean?"
I'm not upset at people that don't know the show (even though it's one of the greatest in the history of television). I'm just upset that people don't take the time to look it up. Plus, there's a lot of clips on www.youtube.com All you have to do is type "mst3k" in the search, and there's thousands of examples.
As for the grade A dope with the stick up his.....well....nevermind:
These movies wouldn't have even been seen by most people if not for MST. I mean, what's the big deal with devoting a freakin' thread to people's favorite riffs. In case you didn't notice, these movies are BAD. Most are simply unwatchable without Mike, Joel, and the bots. So, grin and bear it, please. As far as these boards being for "adults" to discuss the movies in question, the show ended its run in 1999. It began its run in 1990. I think the majority of mst fans are "adults". Good try, though.
Great line:
During Eenie Meenie Miney Mo: Servo - "London callng, yes, I was there, too"
During the same scene: Crow(?) - "When clowns mate"
As Tony reaches into the fridge and takes out some milk: (all) - "watch out, he's gonna do it"
"let's go milk his house"
"that's all the foreshadowing we can afford now"
"he's gonna do it... he checks the runner.. and there he goes"
"full moon... wonder what that means.. probably nothing."
What our helpful friend forgot to mention is that it stands for Mystery Science Theater 3000.
share"I date Tony because I like him. In fact, I like him a lot."
Mike: WHY!?!
As he prepares to throw a milk bottle: " He checks the runner...he winds up..."
Craig R.
Servo:(after janitor Pepi crosses himself) "A Catholic Werewolf?"
shareThe Milk throwing scene is hysterical. I also liked the Miles Davis reference when they referenced his classic album "kind of blue" when all the kids were dancing and one of them riffed "oh they're listening to Kind Of White" lol
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"This song is nice... it's called prelude to a teenage disembowelment"
"could you and I ever be more than spinster and lychanthrope?"
"I was a teenage werewolf snack"
Tony you can dance, you can get out of here.
He's packing half and half!
I heard you cried!
He's johnny depping.
I think Nelly Olsen is behind this
(to the tune of Bonanza) we're in a movie and it's staring Michael Landon!
You're goin down trixie.
Well, you screwed up the manson case, that was not good.
Rerro. Reenage reroof.
Bells bells bells bells bells!
Ear height mounted bells (or something like that).
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"She's being attacked by a Berenstein Bear."
"He looks like Paddington after a bender."
"This werewolf is an herbivore . . . luckily, this guy's name is Herb."
Is MST3K the funniest show in television history? If not, it's right up there.
“Where are Bob and Emily?”
“Probably gluing on their beards.”
-Thats why you like me Arlene
- oh I'm sorry I made you yell at me tony
(during the "dance" sequence) - can I cut in and kill one of you?
Arlenes dad : be back by twelve you hear me
- Noon tommorow
OMG !!!! THAT ENTIRE FOOTAGE OF THEM IN THE "HAUNTED HOUSE" MADE ME WANT TO JUMP OFF A *beep* CLIFF !! I have never seen such atrocious acting and directing since my last MST3K Episode.... God, it seems next episode just Tries to out-do the last in awfulness after trying to watch every MST3K episode ever...
As for favorite lines I think most have mine have already been mentioned... Long Live MST3K !
tony trows milk at wall
mike:now what am i going to put on my coco puffs
next scene a car pulls up outside of a house
mike:yeah can i borrow some milk
why do you insist on looking