Useless, Awful Remake that Falls Flat on Every Count
I was enchanted by Katharine Hepburn the first time I took note of her, at about the age of 15, watching "Alice Adams". Then I saw "The Philadelphia Story", and was completely hooked...on her, Cary Grant and Jimmy Stewart. She became my all-time idol among actors, and a woman I've admired and very much looked up to off-screen as well. The witty, urbane banter of "The Philadelphia Story" and how those three gems of acting pulled it off made the film spectacular. The role, of course, was tailor-made for Hepburn. The whole film was sublime.
So, why they made a remake at all was ridiculous in the first place. And making it into a musical?? I love Cole Porter, usually. But the songs here all fall flat. Simply boring....I don't know what happened, but not one of them is memorable. But the WORST fault of this film is the CASTING!!!
BIG-EARED, LIGHTBULB-SHAPED-HEAD BING CROSBY to replace CARY GRANT??????? Granted, I have NEVER been a fan of sleepy Bing Crosby nor his voice. But to replace the ever-debonair Cary Grant....what in the world were they thinking???
And flat-toned, one-note actress Grace Kelly??? It's painful to watch her.
The pairing of Sinatra with Celeste Holmes???? Nothing in this film works at all. I knew it wouldn't work 30 years ago when I first learned it existed. That's why I've avoided it all this time, until tonight. I'm watching it as I write this opinion. My suspicions were spot-on. I would avoid this film altogether and use the time to watch the unquestionably superior original.