"I'm going to slowly reach into my uniform...."

"...and remove something to present to you. I assure you it's not a weapon of any type. Merely a gift. A means for your President to study life on other planets."
Takes out the device.
"I'm now going to demonstrate how to activate this device with the push of a button. Again, please do not be alarmed. This is not a weapon."
Yeah, I know. Unrealistic dialogue. And he probably still would've gotten shot.

"The storm cannot be stopped, but it can be survived.'"