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Fav MST3K lines!

posted 18 years ago by yesterdaysman_2000
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Here are some of mine:

Kitty: "You know it might not be important, but if someone dropped in accidently and I had to introduce you..."
Servo: "And I was in my underwear and you were in a trapese..."

Jimmy looking at pictures of a young Kitty: "Hey, you can tell you were gonna be beautiful."
Servo: "What happened?"

Dad: "Maybe he's got a girlfriend. I had when I was his age."
Crow: "Then I died inside."
Mom: "He better not start taking after you."
Joel: "That's it. There's a six pack calling my name."

Kitty's crying and the bots comment:
Servo: "If I had parents, I'd accuse them right now."
Crow: "I accuse her hair."

Blake: "You tell the police and you'll get 20 years."
Crow: "Free with no obligation?"

Chef: "I've had alot of guys come in here broke. Never sent em away hungry."
Crow: "Got em piled out back."

Kitty singing: "Why did you leave me?"
Joel singing: "You told him to."
Kitty: "Please hear my plea."
Crow: "Not guilty."

Jimmy: "So the things you said weren't true?"
Kitty: "Of course they weren't true."
Servo: "Except about your lousy shoe carrer."

Judge: "I find you guilty and sentence you to five years in state prison. That sentence will be suspended and you will be on probation for two years."
Joel: "Thank God I'm white."

[–] mike_the_bloody 14 years ago

Servo: Penile Replacement Corporation Pictures presents…

Joel: Music by the Little Rascals

Servo: I like Jello!

Jimmy: I accuse my parents
Crow: We have a title!
Servo: We have a title!

Judge: Tell us exactly what is in your mind
Servo: (as Jimmy) I dunno...stuff

Servo: Oh no, Mom’s in the bottle again

[As Shirley enters]
Joel: Mom is hot!

Dan: Mother home yet?
Jimmy: No
Dan: Means another cold supper I suppose
Crow: Vodka sandwiches

Servo: I’m gonna build a blimp and fight the Nazis!

Mr. Holden: Did you ever sell shoes before?
Jimmy: No sir
Crow: A young Al Bundy

Joel: (as Jimmy) Well it says here your feet don’t exist

Crow: (as Jimmy) Can I show you something in a size me?

Servo: (as Kitty) I was torn from the thigh of Zeus

Jimmy: She’s the best mother a guy ever had
Joel: Double lie

Joel: 1700 lies later

Crow: (as Jimmy) I went and liberated France while you were dancing!

Jimmy: I’ve never met anyone like her before
Crow: Take it back!

Kitty: (singing) Right from the start my heart has felt no pain
Servo: (as Kitty) Because I’m hand dipped in gin!

Joel: Boy she’s really rocking this mother isn’t she?

Servo: (as Jimmy) I’d like to deposit some guilt and withdraw some denial please

Servo: (as Mrs. Wilson) You think he’d ever accuse us?

Joel: Man everybody lies in this movie

Crow: (as Blake) Jimmy’s cheating on me

Joel: That guy’s eavesdropping on his eavesdropping

Blake: Nobody’s gonna take you away from me. Nobody
Servo: (as Blake) Not even me, see. I’ll kill me before that happens

Servo: (as Kitty) If I had parents I’d accuse them right now
Crow: I accuse her hair

Joel: (as Jimmy) Stop mocking me radio!

Holden: I don’t like police coming in here Jimmy. It isn’t good for business
Joel: What business?

Crow: He’s taking to selling his essays on the street

Jimmy: Mom! Dad!
Joel: (as Jimmy) I won the Get the Crapped Kicked Outta Ya contest!

Crow: (as Jimmy) I’m just gonna run away! I got peanut butter and underwear and that’s all I need!
Joel: (as Jimmy) I’m gonna run away to Kansas and become a Ventriloquist!

Joel: Jimmy is suddenly seized with an essay idea

Servo: You ever worked as a boy before?

Servo: (as Jimmy) Sir I just don’t understand the Holy Spirit. Is it a bird?

Joel: (as Blake) Let me guess. It’s your birthday

Joel: I Accuse My Parents brought to you by Boone’s Farm!

"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

[–] hubcap18 13 years ago

I liked when they said "Say the secret word," because one of the bankers looked a little bit like Groucho Marx.

And the short where the likened the guy mowing through the woods to destroying the rainforests.

Being inconsistent is better than being consistently bad.

[–] IMDBosh 10 years ago

It says here your feet don’t exist

[–] shannongr 8 years ago

Give me my gun back!

[–] verycoolnin 7 years ago

bow down to the almighty truck farmer!