What part of Spanky's Mother's rescue attempt and stage debut is your favorite

To go back to the different types that like BL in the very early days of the IMDB boards someone asked the question what would you like to see in BL to improve it without ruining it? You van guess my response of adding at least two lines after the mother says " They're laughing at him". I always felt that at least 2 to 4 lines each from the mother and the MC were perfect. Another poster decided he wanted to take a scene of the stage prop and make the body that of a chicken laying an egg. The mother laying an egg symbolizes her laying an egg trying to make an actor out of her son.
Another guy wanted to have the rascals place an electric razor on the top of the curtain trying to catch Spanky on stage with I. It doesn't come down till her dress goes up and winds up going down the back of her slip when she's behind the prop. The gang see it and plug it in making her jump up trying to get the razor out of her back resulting in her jumping around the stage. Till Spanky comes to the rescue and pulls hard on the cord making her slip,bra and panties all pull off on the razor and the mom falls nude into the audience.Still another wanted a rascal to come from below stage thru a trap door as she's mounted with a electric razor and shave her ho ho. And another wanted her stripped naked on stage and her to fall on her back with her legs spread eagle and freezes as a electric razor again shaves all the hair off her pussy. The last and wildest one had nothing changing at all after the prop goes into place the MC comes out to take the mother off the stage he takes her to his office where he takes her remaining clothes off and lay her on his desk on her belly. He proceeds to give her a real good spanking and then sticks the nozzle of an enema in her behind. He then puts his dick in her mouth and has her give him a BJ. At this point Spanky walks in looking for his mom and his helmet top spins.
After all the stories were posted it became clear that each had huge supporters and foes