Lyrics


This film is showing at the AFI Silver tonight, so I finally get to see it on the big screen! In case you have a boy about Chester's age who is thinking of going to the city, here are the lyrics so you can sing him this cautionary tale:

THE FATAL GLASS OF BEER

There once was a poor boy and he left his country home,
And he came to the city to look for work.

He promised his Ma and Pa he would lead a sinless life,
And always shun the fatal curse of drink.

Once in the city, he got a situation in a quarry,
And there he made the acquaintance of some college students.

He little thought they were demons, for they wore the best of clothes,
But the clothes do not always make the gentleman.

Oh they tempted him to drink, and they said he was a coward,
‘Til at last he took the fatal glass of beer.

When he saw what he’d done, he threw the glass upon the floor,
And he staggered through the door with delirium tremens.

Once upon the sidewalk he met a Salvation Army girl,
And wickedly he broke her tambourine.

Oh, she said “What Heaven - Heaven bless you,” and placed a mark upon his brow,
With a kick she’d learned before she had been saved.

Now as a moral to young men who come down to the city,
Don’t go around breaking people’s tambourines.

(My first, ever, IMDB posting.)

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Fatal Glass of Beer! What a great short!! You got the lyrics almost right.

"All she said was 'Heaven ...' (he pauses here to raise his hand in a sign of benediction, then starts again) 'Heaven bless you', and placed a mark upon his brow with a kick she'd learned before she had been saved."

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And wickedly he broke her tambourine.

ha ha ha that line gets me every time..

"Do you mind if I play with me mittens on"???

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This film is hilarious indeed...WC's funniest short second to "The Dentist" IMO.

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'The Barber Shop' is another good W.C.Fields short from 1933. Anybody who might not like his unsympathetic style may want to try that one as his character is much softer in that.

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"The city ain't a fit place for women... but pretty men go thar!"

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The "he staggered through the door with delirium tremens," "wickedly he broke her tambourine," and "[she] placed a mark upon his brow, With a kick she'd learned before she had been saved" lyrics get me EVERY time! LMAO! It's such a godawfully pitiful excuse for a song that it's FANTASTIC! LOL!

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The most wonderfully awful song ever written and the funniest short I've seen. W.C. Fields is funnier to me today than ever before.

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Now that I think about it, I think this song may have influenced Steve Martin. If anyone is familiar with his stand up, he also sang some preposterous, yet hilarious songs in his act.

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I enjoyed the way he accompanied himself with the autoharp on the slant across his knee. I can't be sure if they are sometimes played that way but I have always seen them placed level and plucked from directly above.

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