He should be holding a white cat
And saying "One Hundred and Five Biiiiiiillion dollars" as he points at his cheek
shareThe joke's heart is in the right place, but you got the figure wrong. It's $150 billion, not 105. And if he keeps selling off the last remnants of his soul to the CIA, he'll be a trillionaire before 2030--if a worker's revolution doesn't take place first.
shareSorry, I saw the 105 billion figure in the post title a couple below this one. That's what I get for not corroborating my sources!
shareThat 105 figure was correct back in January. He'll probably be at $200 billion before the end of the year. In America, we are taught to revere men with money. However, I wouldn't look too closely at the way that man hordes his profits to an insane degree while his slaves in Amazon fulfillment centers work for peanuts and lousy benefits.
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