The Skank's future plans

Don't be surprised if you hear some gross, disgusting stuff when this bitch finally publishes her "memoir" that she's writing (which will be the world's biggest word-salad and self love-fest ever printed, mind you).

She plans on waiting for her dad (the man who gave her everything while growing up and supported her up until he went bankrupt in 2016) to die, and then she's gonna lie about him "sexually abusing" her while she was growing up. She'll take advantage of him not being able to defend himself. Talk about one evil little bitch.

She actually used this lie to keep Harry away from her dad, because one way she hooked him initially was to sell some stupid fairy tale about how she grew up poor and worked her way up in Hollywood from nothing (which is one of the dumber lies Megsy has told, after a life of private schools, never having to work as a teen, and getting everything she wanted from daddy). If he was ever alone with Thomas Markle and talked to him, Harry would have probably found out how much she had lied to him about herself. So Meghan made up all these lies about her dad being a party animal that took drugs and sexually abused her, to make Harry disgusted enough never to attempt to speak to Thomas on his own behalf. Of course, being the dumbest member of the RF, he bought the story faster than your average sucker at a shell game.

It's also why Meghan refused to invite any family members besides her mom to her wedding; because she had told the RF all these stupid lies about her background, and if anyone had spent any time talking to her family, all of them except Doria would have ruined the lies. Doria is willing to "back up" any falsehoods her daughter tells so long as she profits from it, considering she's played that game too. Like mother, like daughter.

So if you start hearing crazy stories about how poor little oppressed Megsy was sexually abused as a child, you heard it here first that she is a big fat liar. There are people who will be able to refute her claims too, considering Thomas has many friends who know him personally, as well as people who did research into Meghan's background.

She also plans on eventually dumping Harry for a richer, stupider man than him, and then suddenly she'll cry all over the news what an "abusive, dangerous" husband he was, and how she "feared for the children's safety." She and Doria have been collecting "evidence" against him and abusing him in a way that won't leave any visible marks, should he try to take them to court about it. The trouble is, she's having problems finding someone richer and stupider than Harry, and now her reputation precedes her. So it's possible she might just be stuck with that guy for the rest of her miserable little life.

You heard it here first, folks.