HE'S. SO. FREAKING. HOT.

God have mercy on me, I can't take it! :[

He's so gorgeous. So so sexy. His wife is a lucky lady...

Just by looking at him makes my lady bits ache. Never in a million years did I think I would be attracted to CAPTAIN HOOK! I think it's the mix between his hot self, the guyliner, the Irish accent, and the pirate get-up that makes me want to open my mouth and let drool free.