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Was on Bionic Woman with hottie Lindsay Wagner aka Jamie Summers


I never saw this episode but I'll have to see if I can find it. I loved both of them growing up, and the dialog here below actually looks pretty entertaining. I know Evel was a pretty cheesy actor, but this one will bring back some good memories!

Evel Knievel: Danke my eye, lady. We're in trouble!

Jaime Sommers: There, into the truck.
Evel Knievel: You gotta be kidding me. I jump over trucks, not into them.

Schmidt: Do you think that they may make a further attempt to recover the computer tape?
Major Petrov: Only if they are interested in suicide.

Evel Knievel: How often do you do this?
Jaime Sommers: Only when I'm not teaching school.

Dr. Rudy Wells: Now you listen to me, we've analyzed the situation and you have a ten per cent change of ever getting in there and no change at all of getting out.

Evel Knievel: Oh, my mother always warned me about picking up some good looking broad hitch-hiking. You weren't even wearing a short skirt!

Evel Knievel: Look. You're used to flying bullets, helicopters, picking up crates with one arm. That's not my bag. I told ya. I'm Evel Knievel. How did I get into this mess anyway?

Jaime Sommers: [Jaime has just jumped out of a window] Ok, it's your turn, come on.
Evel Knievel: My turn? Who do you think I am, Batman?

Evel Knievel: Oh man, nice goin'. I thought you were gonna catch me?
Jaime Sommers: Well, who do you think I am, Johnny Bench?

Jaime Sommers: Who do you think you are, Evel Knievel?
Evel Knievel: Yeah.

Evel Knievel: I told them I was on a ride to the countryside with a beautiful frau.
Jaime Sommers: Danke.

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