If there is a God...

If there is a God, David Cross will be one of Larry the Cable Guy's roasters in the new Comedy Central Roast this March.

I don't want to see ridiculous half-comedians such as Greg Giraldo, Patton Oswalt, Jeffrey Ross, Artie Lange, and Lisa Lampanelli roast Larry the Cable Guy, as in previous Comedy Central Roasts.

I want to see David Cross get on stage, and relentlessly annihilate Larry the Cable Guy.

I want to see David Cross unapologetically, unsympathetically, and systematically expose Larry the Cable Guy as the complete comic failure that he is.

I want to see David Cross make Larry the Cable Guy weep.
Then, I want to witness David Cross tasting Larry the Cable Guy's tears.

Thoughts?