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Only sane former child star from the mid 90s

posted 11 years ago by ReelReviews14
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Lindsay Lohan: Age 27. Former child actress, rose to fame doing Disney projects in the mid 90s. Now total train wreak. Continually in and out of rehab, violating terms of parole, wild boozing and drugging, shoplifting, car accidents, etc. Briefly became a "lesbian", perhaps for publicity reasons.

Amanda Bynes: Age 27. Former child actress, rose to fame doing Nickelodeon projects in the mid 90s. Now total train wreak. Showing signs of schizophrenia. Started a fire on her driveway, got gasoline on her dog and fire on her pants while doing it. Keeps waxing on about how ugly she thinks she and everyone else is. Placed on psychiatric hold.

Michelle Trachtenberg: Age 27. Former child actress, rose to fame doing Nickelodeon projects in the mid 90s. Perfectly healthy and law abiding, no scandals, career seems to be doin' just fine!

Interesting, isn't it?

[–] Allareowned 10 years ago

So Duff is anorexic and Trachtenberg is a stick. You must be one fat son of a bitch to have such a skewed perception.

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