Hey there, Pilgrims. Howsa bout a knuckle sandwich?

All yous lilly-livered good-fer-nuthins speak way too fast. How's anyone posed ta understand all yous chattering monkeys anyhow if your voice don't sound all slow and lazy like you're about ten seconds away from passing out drunk. Tarnation, yous all need a bump o' the boot on the seat ta learn yous!