A poem for a mystery MC user

Guess who the poem is for. Write your own poems if you are inspired.

Mystery user #1
She likes found footage not foot fetish. She likes haunted houses, not hunting mouses. I mean mice! anyway, what I meant to say is this lady watches cool movies and she’s nice!

Mystery user #2
She is great at teaching that sweet child of mine then at night she kick back and unwind with a glass of wine and a fine dinner with a thriller that’s fine. If you mess with her she will lose her mind but if you’re cool with her she’s the best, yes she’s so kind.

Mystery user #3
She always has cool real life stories especially about her neighbours. She likes a good discussion and stay clear from the haters. She’s been here for a long time, let me tell you this woman’s fine and gets better with age, like good wine. She enjoys the simple things in life. She been here so long she could by hownos’s wife!

Mystery user #4
Her posts are abundant and not to miss. She also got a dungeon and loves the whip. she’s rather old-school with the soaps but once in a while she’ll watch (and complain about) a movie. If you get her mad better step aside or else she’ll whoop your booty. Otherwise she’s nice and cooler than George Clooney.