When Biden dies, what kind of things are leftists gonna say to pretend he's not dead?

Since your favourite hobby and pursuit in life is denying obvious, simple, straightforward things (it shouldn't even need saying, but this hobby of yours stems from the fact you took such joy from denying that the 2020 "election" was obviously a rigged farcical joke).

And he's so clearly in unbelievably awful shape. I know they have air con at the White House, and his Delaware hiding place(s) during this scorching hot summer......but he's still a horrendous physical wreck.

So um, have you guys thought about what kinda things you'll say when he's dead?

Like... after he's been missing for a whole week and a half or longer and it's clear he's no longer alive.

Will you say "only crazy conspiracy theorists say he's dead", or will you take a different approach and say "just cause he's dead doesn't mean he can't be president"?

What about if he dies in public like falling down some stairs, how will you deny that? What kind of reaction will that get from you?