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"Best of the Best" names Describing Donald J. Trump! Updated 05/08/2024 - NEW! "Orange Turd?!"

posted 2 years ago by NorrinRad (5059)
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I did not create these, but they are all humorous to me nonetheless:

Squirrelwig McRacistPants.
Cheeto Satan.
Coral Babyhands.
Fanta Fascist.
Dreamsicle Demon.
Orange Menace.
El Hombre de Tang.
Marmalade Mussolini.
Orange Anusmouth.
Don the Con.
Benedict Donald ======Recently added!
Sunkist Stalin.
Habañero Hitler.
Mandarin Orange Mugabe.
The Orange Peel.
Trumple-thinskin.
Orange is the new Splat.
Tangerine Nutsack.
Angry Creamsicle.
Human-toupee hybrid.
Agent Orange.
Fuckface von Clownstick. I've heard Bill Maher use this one.
Cheetolini.
The Orange Shitweasel.
President Tang.
Persimmon Toddler.
Kim Jong Orange.
Pantone Beelzebub.
Hair Gropenfuhrer. This one he really lived up to at least in words.
Minute Maid Mao.
Clueless Orange Julius.
Papaya Batista.
Sweet Potato Saddam.
Doorknob Trundlefuck.
Tropicana Mussolini.
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast.
Twitler.
Pumpkin Pinochet.
Cheeze Wiz.
Lemonhead Elect.
Peach Nehi President.
Trump Brulée.
Short Fingered Vulgarian.
Orange Foolius.
Pumpkin Spice Satan.
Tang Tyrant.
Mandarin Manchurian Candidate.
Sunburned Stalin.
Babyhands McCheetodick.
Cheeto-in-Chief.
Salmon Voldemort.
Candy Corn Kremlin.
The Nacho Nazi.
Toupée Fiasco.
PEEOTUS.

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All credit belongs to her, Awesomely Luvvie. 💕

BenitoMushroomweenie
McDonald Trump ==== New for 2023! From MuffCabbage.

Suprlite:
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Ex-President Dumb Donald
Former Democrat Donald
Failed President Delusional Donald
Deranged Donald
Twice Impeached President Donaldphobic
Ex-President Dumbfu€kistan
The Dude Who Liberals Still Obsess Over Years After He Was President, submitted by Whynotwriteme.
OrangeManBad submitted by Galilguy. 👍
Deadbeat submitted by Burk48917 aka "Living rent free in lefty snowflakes heads since 2016."
NorrinRaddie's daddy Submitted by Miyagido
The Lyin' King Submitted by Anonymous
The Orange Shit-Gibbon Submitted by Robocat893
Tangerine Tantrum Prisoner number P01135809
Bumbling, rumbling, stumbling, stuttering, mumbling, American Idiot: Submitted by JFZ.
Forest-Raking-Clorox-Cult-Zombie
Orange Turd submitted by Stormy Daniels. 👍

[–] Spiffy666 (398) 2 years ago

I started calling him Benito Mushroomweenie to my friends, they liked it.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

I need to add:

Covid-45

I will update that into the list as well as yours!! ✍️

[–] brux (14666) a year ago

That one's good.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

Someone threw out the name McDonald Trump.

I added it to the list.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 8 months ago

Submitted by [–] JFZ (926) a day ago: Bumbling, rumbling, stumbling, stuttering, mumbling, American Idiot - Long but pretty accurate!

[–] brux (14666) a year ago

Hasbeen-ito Mushroomweanie? ;-)

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

I wonder how Stormy Daniels is doing? She has seen the "Hasbeen"!

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) 2 years ago

Trump 2024

Vote for Trump
Vote for America

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

Hmmmm, voting for a Liar, a criminal, a philander, a scam artist, a twice impeached politician, a financial fraud-er, what else, I seem to be forgetting something important?

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) 2 years ago

You are forgetting to support the person you voted for, but I get it. He is an rtard of epic proportions and its easier to make fun of the previous President.

What are your thoughts about Trump winning in 2024?

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

Oh, thanks for reminding me Bubbathegut of what I was forgetting!! Yes, why would I vote for a "Loser"? Surely you wouldn't vote for a "Loser" now, would you? I don't poke fun at DJT because he is the previous president I am highlighting and amplifying his failures and foibles in not being a person of character and instead acting like a character, and acting like a wannabe tyrant, but in every sense of the word just being a low brow, low-information, low morals, "Loser".

DJT is and always was the very thing he railed against and outwardly voiced his disgust over. Being a Bonafide, "Loser". Yes, something that has haunted him his entire life both personally, professionally, and finally now politically. DJT is a "Loser".

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) 2 years ago

Your welcome. We really need Trump back soon. Things are getting worse everyday.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

Great assessment on your part. Things are getting "worse" every day for DJT as his corruption, malfeasance, and brazen lies are being highlighted the more he continues to be delusional and speaking at the same time.

Him being back on the campaign trails is the grift that keeps on "grifting".

Keep up the good work that you are doing in promoting his continued visibility as a failed politician and "Loser" of domestic and international renown.

You are indeed doing a wonderful service to the "De-Trumpification" of not only USA politics but global tranquility.

Your service has been recognized.🤗

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) 2 years ago

Make Putin President Again.

#MPPA

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

I had no idea you were such a fan of VP??????!!!

Way to go!! The imprisonment of DJT would be accelerated under VP.

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) 2 years ago

Victor Presidio? I dont think he will make a good president.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

Hopefully you are NOT endorsing the actions of Putin?

90% of what you type is for attention and most of what you type to get attention is in support of Losers. Don't let Putin get such attention for you or from you.

Unless it is to demonize him further.

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) 2 years ago

Putin is lowering gas prices in America. Thats something Joe Tard could never do.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

I am not sure what a Joe Tard is but it would appear that President Biden took blame from you for causing rising prices you would think that you would give him credit for causing the gas price to fall? Yes? No?

As to the Jan 6th Hearing it does indeed appear that DJT's attempt to prevent the final act of certification resulted in the Nothing Burger that amounted to an Insurrection and a Coup-Attempt. Plus an almost hanging of the Ex-Vice President.

Way to go Loser DJT!! I'm sure the "Boys" are "Proud" of you "Keeping" your "Oath"!!! 🤣

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) 2 years ago

Biden continued, "Make no mistake: The current spike in gas prices is largely the fault of Vladimir Putin. It has nothing to do with the American Rescue Plan," referring to the big coronavirus and economic relief package Biden pushed through Congress and signed early in his presidency.

“The second big reason for inflation is Vladimir Putin and gas prices,” Mr. Biden said. “We’ve seen the price of gas go up over $1 just since he put his troops on the border of Ukraine…. then Putin invaded.

“The current spike in gas prices is largely the fault of Vladimir Putin. It has nothing to do with the [$1.9 trillion] American Rescue Plan.”

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 9 months ago

Tangerine Tantrum Prisoner number P01135809

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

[–] Bubbathegut (10274) a month ago
Putin is lowering gas prices in America. Thats something Joe Tard could never do.

Sure seems like he has impacted "lowering" gas prices a teeny tiny amount. 👌

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) 2 years ago

Putin is, that other guy isnt.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

As of 2023 it sure looks like Dark Brandon has been doing more than just forgetting confidential documents in his garage. He governed.

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) a year ago

If governed means singing happy birthday to blah blah, then Diaper Joe is doing a fantastic job.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

Why yes it does!

Thank you for commenting on President Joe Biden forgetting the name Arndrea Waters King during his Happy Birthday serenade.

Yep!! That is all part of governing.

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) a year ago

Are the walls still closing in?

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

[–] Bubbathegut (11674) 7 days ago
Are the walls still closing in?

Hmmmmm, if a "Wall" is equal to an "Indictment" in a criminal case, then the answer is yes.

Do you know or think otherwise?

Your answer to the next question is critical though.

If indicted and found guilty do you think he would ever be sentenced to jail time?

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) a year ago

He wont be found guilty so the question cant be answered. At least the Gov is still wasting money trying to "get" Trump.

[–] robocat893 (13806) a year ago

Trump has already been got. He will never be president again. Sorry for you.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

[–] Bubbathegut (11681) 23 minutes ago
He wont be found guilty so the question cant be answered. At least the Gov is still wasting money trying to "get" Trump.

DJT just can't stop himself from "Criming" and
is doing everything in his mental capacity to get "Got".

The Gov = the people of the USofA. Just in case you didn't know.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 9 months ago

Tangerine Tantrum Prisoner number P01135809

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a month ago

Now that Allen Weisselberg is back in Rykers Island maybe AW will exaggerate the size of his cell so that DJT will find the accommodations more to his liking? 🗽🤣

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 10 months ago

[–] Bubbathegut (14816) a year ago
Putin is lowering gas prices in America. Thats something Joe Tard could never do.

Still no credit or even partial credit to President Biden for effectively governing the country?

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

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[–] Bubbathegut (17264) 2 years ago

Remember when gas prices started going up in early 2021 and then in 2022 creepy Joe blamed Putin for inflation and high gas prices then a few months later sleepy Joe blamed gas station owners for high gas prices? Now sneaky Joe is taking full credit for gas prices coming down.

If the Ukraine war is responsible for high gas prices then why would prices come down? Why doesn't Putin use his magic and make them go up again?

Biden continued, "Make no mistake: The current spike in gas prices is largely the fault of Vladimir Putin. It has nothing to do with the American Rescue Plan," referring to the big coronavirus and economic relief package Biden pushed through Congress and signed early in his presidency.

“The second big reason for inflation is Vladimir Putin and gas prices,” Mr. Biden said. “We’ve seen the price of gas go up over $1 just since he put his troops on the border of Ukraine…. then Putin invaded.

“The current spike in gas prices is largely the fault of Vladimir Putin. It has nothing to do with the [$1.9 trillion] American Rescue Plan.”

[–] Bubbathegut (17264) a year ago

Dang, mic drop and comment deleted. Talk about ownage on a colossal scale.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

>[–] Bubbathegut (12394) 7 months ago
Remember when gas prices started going up in early 2021 and then in 2022 creepy Joe blamed Putin for inflation and high gas prices then a few months later sleepy Joe blamed gas station owners for high gas prices? Now sneaky Joe is taking full credit for gas prices coming down.

I stopped at a gas station and was surprised at the absence of this particular sticker!!

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0543/9671/5199/products/Ididthatgaspumpbiden_1600x.jpg?v=1629163724

Did your Faux-Outrage peak too soon? Will you resurrect that particular talking point?

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 5 months ago

Hey Mr. the Gut, how is that Supreme Court Re-Instatement of DJT going? Any traction yet?

[–] [deleted] a year ago

NorrinRad: Your post is so ironic and self-contradicting beeing that you voted for Hillary, Obummer and Brandon the kidsniffer. The most corrupted and deranged politicians in US-history.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

[–] suprlite (300) a month ago
NorrinRad: Your post is so ironic and self-contradicting beeing that you voted for Hillary, Obummer and Brandon the kidsniffer. The most corrupted and deranged politicians in US-history.

To this day for those three politicians the total number of scandals, alleged scandals, investigations, criminally adjacent convictions pales in comparisons to those of DJT.

In truth it is a "false equivalency" to even place those three in the same sentence with DJT and the words scandal and corruption. DJT was a corrupt businessman, scandalous spouse, corrupt family member, failed AND corrupt politician and soon to be indicted former president.

Off the top of your head (not a trick question) who has sat for more depositions DJT or Hillary Clinton?

Second question (also not a trick question), who is more at risk of being "Locked Up", failed one term president DJT or Former Secretary of State Hilary Clinton?

[–] [deleted] a year ago

NorrinRad: you are suffering from the 5 big D's: Dumb Delusional Deranged Donaldphobic Democrat. How's the weather in dumbfu€kistan?

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

[–] suprlite (307) 5 hours ago
NorrinRad: you are suffering from the 5 big D's: Dumb Delusional Deranged Donaldphobic Democrat. How's the weather in dumbfu€kistan?

Dear Suprlite,
Thank you so much for responding.

I will indeed add the names and attribute the 5+1 Ds to you for posterity:

Suprlite:
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Ex-President Dumb Donald
Former Democrat Donald
Failed President Delusional Donald
Deranged Donald
Twice Impeached President Donaldphobic
Ex-President Dumbfu€kistan

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 10 months ago

Deadbeat aka "Living rent free in lefty snowflakes heads since 2016." submitted by Burk48917

[–] Miyagido (2944) 10 months ago

I'd like to put forth a nickname, NorrinRaddie's daddy. NorrinRaddie's daddy lives in your head 24/7, NorrinRaddie's daddy is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you sleep. Your panties get moist over NorrinRaddie's daddy.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 10 months ago

[–] Miyagido (2266) 14 minutes ago
I'd like to put forth a nickname, NorrinRaddie's daddy. NorrinRaddie's daddy lives in your head 24/7, NorrinRaddie's daddy is the first thing you think about when you wake up and the last thing you think about before you sleep. Your panties get moist over NorrinRaddie's daddy.

Okay then. I'll add NorrinRaddie's daddy. You'll get the affirmation from me that you so moistly crave. 🤣

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 10 months ago

OrangeManBad submitted by Galilguy. 👍

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 9 months ago

The Lyin' King Submitted by Anonymous

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 6 months ago

[–] TinaKimo (832) 2 hours ago
And they are lawyers. LOL

[–] Bubbathegut (15588) 39 minutes ago
Nice! MAGA shall prevail.

MAGA = Making Attorneys Get Attorneys

and

MAGA = My Ass Got Arrested

Mr. The Gut approves of this message. 👍🗽👍

[–] immattj (4042) 2 years ago

Melania calls him Fat Donnie. All of his White House staff called him Dementia Donnie.

[–] chilone (17330) 2 years ago

Yes. They are hilarious if you're 5.

[–] strntz (10988) 2 years ago

Or rooting against America.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

Most kids prefer the word "Loser", along with the thumb and Index-finger in the shape of an "L".

[–] chilone (17330) 2 years ago

Well 'kid', hopefully when you grow up, you'll gain some sense.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 2 years ago

[–] chilone (13189) 3 minutes ago
Well 'kid', hopefully when you grow up, you'll gain some sense.

I am currently six feet without shoes on, 190 lbs with nigh near perfect posture. Outside of using HGH I don't believe my physical stature will be getting larger. No sense needs be gained, and I also thoroughly celebrate being a "kid" at heart.

[–] chilone (17330) 2 years ago

I'm with you about being a kid at heart, but unlike you leftists, I'm not a kid mentally.

[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

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[–] chilone (17330) 2 years ago

Wow! You really told me! Did you come up with that all by yourself? You leftists sure have a way with words!

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 6 months ago

[–] chilone (16434) a year ago
Yes. They are hilarious if you're 5.

Forest-Raking-Clorox-Cult-Zombie

Clearly you don't know any 5 year-olds.

MAGA = Making Attorneys Get Attorneys

and

MAGA = My Ass Got Arrested

Mr. The Gut approves of this message. 👍🗽👍

[–] chilone (17330) 6 months ago

Wow! Still obsessed and blathering away. Congrats.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 6 months ago

There are always moments of clarity. 🗽

[–] chilone (17330) 6 months ago

Hopefully you will eventually have one.

[–] whynotwriteme (7195) a year ago

How about "The Dude Who Liberals Still Obsess Over Years After He Was President"? Sounds kinda catchy to me.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

As we get ever so close to a formal accusation, I mean indictment, the question still stands.

What will be your choice of names for DJT if, that is a BIG if, he goes to prison?

[–] whynotwriteme (7195) a year ago

How about "The Dude Who Liberals Still Obsess Over Years After He Was President"? Sounds kinda catchy to me.

[–] Yatzo (1389) a year ago

DJT is an endless pool of comedic material.
He writes it, and we report it!

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

Benedict Arnold just added!

[–] NorrinRad (5059) a year ago

[–] whynotwriteme (6273) a month ago
How about "The Dude Who Liberals Still Obsess Over Years After He Was President"? Sounds kinda catchy to me.

Donald (The Loser) J. Trump. That one is easier than your submission. But I'll add yours too.

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 10 months ago

As we get close to the "Walls Closing In" there is a site with Nicknames for DJT:

https://www.findnicknames.com/nicknames-for-donald-trump/

Wow! Just WOW!!

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 10 months ago

#394 Trumpty Dumpty!! from the list of 409.

[–] Miyagido (2944) 10 months ago

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/fda6f10fe78ceaa64e489791b168857747075d7c/0_0_3070_4076/master/3070.jpg?width=620&dpr=1&s=none

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 9 months ago

The Orange Shit-Gibbon Submitted by Robocat893

Has been added to the ever expanding list. 👍

[–] NorrinRad (5059) 10 months ago

NorrinRaddie's daddy Submitted by Miyagido

Did that make you moist? 🤣

[–] christomacin (4553) 9 months ago

Dingus Con.

[–] [deleted] 9 months ago

Fucking wow.