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They found

posted a month ago by Bloodshot77 (10295)
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Bacteria in my poop shute. H. Pylori something. I have to take antibiotics for 2 weeks.

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[–] Kowalski (61805) a month ago

THAT SUCKS,MAN...YOU'RE SO GOOD ABOUT STAYING ON TOP OF THESE THINGS....I HAD SOMETHING LIKE THAT AS A KID....AND MAYBE AGAIN NOW...I REALLY SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR...BUT I HATE IT SO MUCH.😐

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[–] Bloodshot77 (10295) a month ago

I hope this solves my flatulence problem. I feel like the Spleen from Mystery Men.

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[–] Kowalski (61805) a month ago

BACTERIA WILL DEFINITELY DO IT...IF IT DOESN'T GO AWAY YOU COULD ALWAYS HONE YOUR SKILL...LIKE THAT DUDE WHO USED TO FART FOR HOWARD STERN...MR METHANE I THINK.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (10295) a month ago

Or Will the farter

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[–] Kowalski (61805) a month ago

YOU GET GOOD AT THE FARTING...I WILL WORK ON MY PUPPETRY OF THE PENIS AND WE WILL HIT THE ROAD...RAKE IN THE MONEY!@!!@@

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[–] Bloodshot77 (10295) a month ago

This bacteria is carcinogenic. If you're farting alot, please get yourself checked out.

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[–] Kowalski (61805) a month ago

YIKES...SO MANY THINGS TO HAVE THE DOCTOR LOOK AT.😐

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72920) a month ago

Well, happily it was caught in time.
Bacteria sounds scary!

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[–] Daft_Munks (4212) a month ago

Oh No that sucks :(

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[–] sslssg (29154) a month ago

Glad you caught it.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (10295) a month ago

Me too.

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[–] parkerbot (5950) a month ago

At least they didn't find Kowalski in your poop shute.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (10295) a month ago

It's actually in my stomach. I did some research last night because I never heard of this virus.

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[–] parkerbot (5950) a month ago

That's the virus that used to cause ulcers - sometimes Science is grand.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (10295) a month ago

It can lead to stomach cancer in some cases.

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