πππ’ jokes π΅πΊπ
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
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A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff...
Baa-dum-sss!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse!
Youβre such a sweet lady Iβm almost ashamed to post my favorite joke. Iβve posted it in the past, but for those who havenβt heard it or for those who want to laugh at it againβ¦here goes:
βMy dog was licking his balls.β
My friend said βI wish I could do that.β
βI told him youβd better pet him first, heβs kind of mean.β
Little Joey was watching his dog doing dog things and he said to his mom, βI wish I was a dog.β
βWhy is that, sweetie?β
βSo I could see what my nuts taste like.β
π ππ€£ Good comeback! Iβm not ashamed. The first time I heard the one I posted was from a gifted joke teller. Some people have an innate ability for joke telling. I literally wet my pants!
shareJust for you, GlenE:
https://youtu.be/frpe7eBLYDA?si=mlXC4q8wn99llHRA
I was in a honky-tonk, 3 sheets to the windβ¦& fell out of my chair when the band played this!