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Why did the chicken cross the playground?


To get to the other slide.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a chicken?


A peckyderm

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What do chickens fear the most?


The Apeckalypse.

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What do young chickens like to watch?


Chick flicks.

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What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?

Bacon and legs.

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🀣 Haven't heard this one before.


Perhaps I should change the title to animal jokes...

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This post is not as fowl as I thought.

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😝 Thank you! 🀣

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Who was the first hen to fly across the Atlantic?


Amelia Egghart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road twice?


Because he was a double-crosser.

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Why do chickens lay eggs?


Because if they dropped them, they’d break.

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Why shouldn't you tickle an egg?


They crack up!

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I can honestly say I've never tickled my eggs! 🀭

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